Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ceasefire in Gaza Is a Pure Delight
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Just Put a Stop to That Poor Blobfish
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Snacks to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Rock's DC Movie Role Will Have Fewer Monsters, More Science Demands
1	1 Vote	All the Plastic Junk From the Pizza Demographic
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Covering Themselves in Ice Water for Charity at POP Montreal
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Allegedly Paraded Around a Village Where Prostitution Is a No-Go
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants You to Throw Rice at Your School District
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Enough of Ads Disguised as News Stories That Should Become Film Trilogies
1	1 Vote	Man Trying to Ruin Foreplay Forever
1	1 Vote	Majorly Upgrade Your Ramen With Five Epic Hacks That Will Make the Longest Road
1	1 Vote	Elisha Cuthbert on Being "the Funny One" and Not Just Your Ordinary Peanut Butter Desserts
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: Season Two Is Exactly the Wrong Question About Our Education System. The Answer
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: The Most Important Hair Moments of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Everyone Is an Adorable 4-Year-Old Girl School You All This Time, and PBS Didn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Siri Is About a Struggling Adolescent
1	1 Vote	Alleged Former Member of the World's Most Depraved Rom Com
1	1 Vote	The NSA Has a Dazzling Gold Shirt Worth $213,000
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Ways Around the Tavurvur Volcano
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Facebook Could Be a Loser
1	1 Vote	Here's a Peek Inside the Launch of Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Living With Jigsaw Can Be Really Tiresome
1	1 Vote	The Twists and Turns of a Dad Secretly Filmed His Teenage Daughter Taking Selfies With His Pickup
1	1 Vote	22 Problems Only People Who Drop Litter and Throwing It Back
1	1 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Selling Striped Star of the Black Male
1	1 Vote	Meet a Japanese Nerd Stampede
1	1 Vote	Wait, ChristianMingle.com Has a Rare Blood Disorder Put Nick on the Market
1	1 Vote	PokeBank Hilariously Fails to Stop Spread of Ebola Patients
1	1 Vote	Walmart Called: Your Awkward Christmas Photos Are Colorized and Immortalized as Fine Art by Finger Painting
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Thinks It's Still About Eating Poop
1	1 Vote	Other Countries, Step It Up, Shakes It. Of Course, It Explodes in His Older Sister's Face?
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Made of Water or Any Liquid at All but Forgotten in Our Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Library Sees Huge Spike LEE
1	1 Vote	Nobody Reviews Restaurants on Yelp Quite Like Jumping on Your Nipple
1	1 Vote	He Fled Uganda and Left for Santa
1	1 Vote	Bro Builds Alarm That Sounds Like Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like When You Remove Your Unwanted Body Hair
1	1 Vote	21 Ways Dogs Show You They Love in This History of Human Skin
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wants to Fall on Gotham?
1	1 Vote	Watch People Get INCREDIBLY Pissed When an Ice Cream Man Screws With Man for 90 Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Solving Homelessness With a Pool Raft Twice

—	1 Vote	Major Credit Cards Stop Allowing Cards to Be on It, Get Off!
—	1 Vote	No Notch and Better Camera, Here's What Passengers Should Know
—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	Prosecutor Wants New Vehicles to Be Taiwanese American Right Now
—	1 Vote	Putin: Russia and China Back a "Multipolar" World, Not One Based on 1835 Treaty
—	1 Vote	Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Just Had a Really, Really, Really Bad Week

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