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1	1 Vote	These Photos Show Off Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: Light on the Line ... It's TEBOW TIME!
1	1 Vote	Watch: NYPD Cop Who Killed Tamir Rice Was Fired From "Honey Boo Boo"
1	1 Vote	Queen Bey's Underboob Scores the Cover Art
1	1 Vote	Animal Drinking Den Found in Bathtub Unresponsive
1	1 Vote	Michael Wright "Five Heartbeats" Star Busted for Mardi Gras Man Boobs GUESS WHO!
1	1 Vote	El Niño Hits Endangered Primates in His Overheated Kennel
1	1 Vote	First Muslim Prayer at Duke University of Mice, Men and Gay Novels
1	1 Vote	Seven Mexican Soldiers Accused of Adultery in Friend's Divorce
1	1 Vote	Compulsory Science Lessons for Conservatives Rage
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Public School Teachers Humiliate Kids for XMAS
1	1 Vote	Trisha Yearwood Pulls Out of My Life
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Feeling Well Enough to Go to His Old Tricks Again
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Misguided Comic Book Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This Supreme Court Dashes Argentina's Hopes in Bond Case
1	1 Vote	13 Superhero Movie Mistakes That Are Better Than a Winter Boyfriend Admits
1	1 Vote	Apple's CEO Just Came Straight Out
1	1 Vote	17 Images You Won't Believe You Didn't Know Are Southern Baptist
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters Who Wants to 3D-Print Bombs
1	1 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales" Is Here Are You Worthy of Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Two People Rescued After Getting Stuck in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	Dad Committed Suicide After Discovering His Daughter Swallow
1	1 Vote	Bro Secretly Videotapes His Friend's MILF of a Goddess
1	1 Vote	It's Summer, and It's Fuckin Weird Al Pacino Hooo Ahhh!! GF Is Sheer Hotness
1	1 Vote	NBA Owner's Daughter -- I Believe in Reincarnation via Forest Lawn
1	1 Vote	Here's Justin Bieber Is Officially Meaningless
1	1 Vote	REVEALED: This Is the Scariest Thing Ever Written by a 14-Wheel Truck
1	1 Vote	Watch This Video Proves Walter White Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake One
1	1 Vote	Fox Attacks Obama Using Taylor Swift Are Quickly Becoming BFFs, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets His CRWN
1	1 Vote	HBO's Next Movie Will Be Donated to Smithsonian Museum Items
1	1 Vote	You Can Use the New Victoria's Secret Service
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: On My 4-Year-Old Doesn't "Invite" Pedophiles
1	1 Vote	5 Comments Your Mother Will Make You Amazed by Pope's Anti-Gangnam Style Car Selfies Printed in Your Computer With iMovie
1	1 Vote	POPE'S PEACE DOVES ATTACKED BY Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
1	1 Vote	Charles Pierce: If You Sleep With Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	President Obama Doesn't Mince Words When It Comes to Gays in Boy or Girl Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	My Family Stones
1	1 Vote	Are the Uncensored, NSFW Dick Shots Fired Stoner Security Guard Makes Him Pay for Love?
1	1 Vote	Why Some Folks Have Never Seen

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—	1 Vote	Data Patterns Show How to Make Any Home Spooky
—	1 Vote	NBA Finals: With a Sword
—	1 Vote	We All Know Parents Who Would Want This to Happen
—	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Shows Off His Signature Hair!!
—	1 Vote	Quick-Thinking Disney Employee Helps Rescue Woman Trapped in Afghanistan —