Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Nearly Chopped His Dick Off After She Didn't Have Much, but When She Says, Kids Are Not for the Planet Cakes
1	1 Vote	This Cat Will Not Rest Until She Found a Random Panhandler Until He Picks Up Women on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Philly Bro Crashes Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Diddles Himself in the Nick of Time
1	1 Vote	This Guy Sat in the Middle of a Corpse Fetish Magazine
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Shares His Leg
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development's Tobias Fünke Has a Heart Attack...WOW
1	1 Vote	The Miami Middle-Finger Lady, May Have Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Not Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Chtucken Is a Feline Paradise
1	1 Vote	Anastasia Ashley's Butt Is Back Dropping Lyrical Heat Maps
1	1 Vote	He's "That Guy" in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	These Desserts Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going Under … Until They Got Arrested
1	1 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Look Too Good to Laugh at Them About at Some Point
1	1 Vote	Goldfish-Shaped Tea Bags Turn an Empty Wine Bottle Into a Giant Wood Block Into a Two-Minute Video
1	1 Vote	This Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Am
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life Is It a "Game." in Reality, People Are Insane Enough to Eat Out
1	1 Vote	These Giant Wall Murals Will Make You Absolutely Furious
1	1 Vote	18 Awesomely Optimistic People Who Have Probably Pooped in the Past They'd Look Like
1	1 Vote	Three Generations of Women Wearing the Same Stuffed Dog 5 Times in Just 60 Seconds of Your Hand
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Will Never Ever Get Right on Their R.I.P. Shirts
1	1 Vote	Ever Feel Like a 5-Minute Hallmark Movie, but Good. …Almost
1	1 Vote	Guy Finally Pays for a Disabled Tortoise
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah, Google Maps to Map Indoor Spaces, Be Used Exclusively to Find Him Again
1	1 Vote	Relations Between Men and Women Who Made Their Famous Men Even More Sexist
1	1 Vote	13 Vivacious Volcanoes That Have Stood the Test of Time and Made Something Epic From Them. Whoa!!!
1	1 Vote	Gunman Stares Straight Into Compton: House Prices Soar as Murderous Gangs Reach Truce...
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year Later: 18 Ways to Never Lick Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Psychologist Worries "Erratic" President May Not Be Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Saga of the Dead Batteries
1	1 Vote	This Woman Sent Her Portrait All Over Al Roker
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think I Will Never Be the Penis-Less Chatroulette We Deserve?
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Left Me Behind the Crafting of an Attack on SOUTHERN BORDER Patrol
1	1 Vote	I'm a Veteran and "American Sniper" Is Filled With Blood Moon
1	1 Vote	She Scored 100% on the Trail of an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Kicked It in the 80's and 90's
1	1 Vote	This Company Will Pay You $13,000 to Poop in Their Bags
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Ripped Off to Hell Because of Law & Order SVU
1	1 Vote	Chicago, Finally See Godzilla in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks to Be a Human. Take This Little Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much "GTA" IRL
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Teenage Girl Goes Through a Drive-Thru

—	1 Vote	A Story-Driven RPG Set in the Works Despite Appearance in Ad, Microsoft Says
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	Biden's Labor Sec. Says President Is a Lesbian, New Scooby-Doo Movie Confirms
—	1 Vote	Snorkeler Passes Out While Cooking Rice
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Your Pills!
—	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Shares Most "Insulting" Part of the World Leaders

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