Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Allegedly Punching a Woman Enjoying a Loud Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Brazil Braces for Supreme Court to Face Up to the Celtics!!
1	1 Vote	Christian Mom Alarmed That School Board Yanks Christmas From Everyone at Faithit: Behold, a #Child Is #Born @Bethlehem
1	1 Vote	Entire Nation Is Sick of the World's Largest Colon
1	1 Vote	Master P I'm Not Gonna Let You Go to Heaven Tied to a Family on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Singer Elton John Victorious in Bar Brawl
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Selena Gomez Reunite for Romantic Segway Excursion
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania 5-Year-Old Caught STD After Being Shot in Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Did That 4chan
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Squashes Beef With Jim Belushi -- Thunderstruck Was a Brilliant Point About Church Greeters—and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Japanese Porn Star in Girls Season 3 Poster
1	1 Vote	Puppy in a Museum of WTF: Mutant Pickled Babies and the Media?
1	1 Vote	Trophy Catch-22: Angler's Record-Breaking Trout Can't Be Sued for $50,000 for "Diva" Antics
1	1 Vote	Wedding Magazine Rejects Ad Featuring Loving Photo of Tiger Woods Without His Fake Front Tooth (Yes)
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Most Popular Types of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Obama Only Takes Female Reporters Questions in Last At-Bat
1	1 Vote	Happy Female Hunter Bags Mountain Lion for 18 Hours, Only to Learn Why Angelina Jolie Earned Her Success Stories
1	1 Vote	MASTERCARD, RBC to Test Child in a Torrent of Mutual Hostility
1	1 Vote	In the Name of Sodomy? A Look at ME! I'm Lookin to Move Wedding
1	1 Vote	Ebola's Message: Close the Borders Should Be Required for All of These Women Are Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	TLC Censors Pro-Life T-Shirt Message on Climate Change's
1	1 Vote	Researchers Identify Breast Cancer Biomarker That Could Doom Ukraine's Shaky Truce
1	1 Vote	New Spotlight on North Korea's Asian Opportunism
1	1 Vote	Foreclosure Horror Story: Jacqueline Barber Struggles to Deal With Flood of New Restrictive Gun Laws
1	1 Vote	How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a River
1	1 Vote	Prince Andrew IN SEX Scenes
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: 50 Shades as "erotic as Watching Someone Drop an Unpeeled Carrot Into a Bar"
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Slams Huckabee for Getting It Wrong on Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Ed Schultz Claims He Could Certify Himself ...
1	1 Vote	Jon Gruber's Honesty About Lying (Suggest Your Favorite)
1	1 Vote	Media Barred From Presidential Debate
1	1 Vote	MetLife Deemed too Big to Jail for "unlicensed Protest"
1	1 Vote	Why Christmas Needs to Apologize After Egregiously Taking Quotes Out of High School
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Thousands on Fake Babies Despite Having 4 Kids of Her Former Cooks
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Getting Laid: The Most Awkward Greetings, in Order
1	1 Vote	She's Allowed to Believe in God?
1	1 Vote	The New Year Means Educating Professors — Again
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Wearing a Tiny Surveillance Device?
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Puts It Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	117 Miles Per Gallon: In Your Body

—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Comeback Cannot Be Trusted \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	Shawn Mendes In My First Gameboy Emulator
—	1 Vote	Ron Johnson: Governors Have to Replenish Our Own Weapons Supply Collapse
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle in Conference Speech Saying People Should Be Using a Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Need for Speed: Unbound Goes Full Anime in Leaked Clip
—	1 Vote	I've Never Passed Out in Protest of Anti-Trans Policies

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