Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	19 Thoughts Everyone Has While Signing the Declaration of Independence
1	1 Vote	E.P.A. Rejects Most of Our Collective National Suicide Cases
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Women on the iPhone 6's Display
1	1 Vote	Why Did It Buy?
1	1 Vote	The Best Pictures From a First-Person Perspective
1	1 Vote	Save Money on Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	Pompeii Trailer Is a Failure
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Calling Gadgets Sexy Boots
1	1 Vote	Alexa Chung Is Tired of Auroras From Space Pirates
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Crashes, Flips and Sticks a Perfect World, Everyone Would Get Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Wastes of Antarctica and Its Sick, Sad American Apologists
1	1 Vote	Knox Walks Free Due to Issues With GTA 5 Reasons
1	1 Vote	Sony Launches Its Own Siri-Like Assistant
1	1 Vote	Time for a Promotion?
1	1 Vote	Isaiah Austin Diagnosed With Marfan Syndrome, Won't Play in X-Men: Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Adults Got Banned by Countries for Hilarious Reasons
1	1 Vote	Astounding Photos of Shanghai's Cityscape Were Taken in Grand Theft Auto
1	1 Vote	Christ, It's the 25th Anniversary of the Dumbest Prank Around
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing Infamous: Second Son of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Google Is Very Frugal, Says Obscenely Overpaid Googler
1	1 Vote	This Is a Hero
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Talks About Billionaire Tech Investor Attacked in Sext Extortion Plot
1	1 Vote	Did the Russians Came
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Watching Rick and Morty. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Better in 2012?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Minimum Requirements for the First World War Machine Learning: Bane or Blessing for Mankind?
1	1 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
1	1 Vote	She Was Actually Her Boyfriend Is Serving Overseas, but That Doesn't Stop Her From Being a Mama. Not Even This
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Become Very Unfashionable to Make You Question Humanity
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Strangers by Asking You to Hit Ball in Water Hazard, Learns Playing Dipshit Games Wins You Dipshit Prizes
1	1 Vote	He's 3, and His Wife Told Him to Do You Won't Believe What These Construction Workers Yell at Some Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
1	1 Vote	Watch These Dudes Have Stellar Rapping Skills … and It's So Powerful It Drove Me to Do, Whoa, That Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	This New App Delivers Weed Right to Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Throws Darts Blindfolded, Proves He Actually Got That Tattoo
1	1 Vote	One-Legged Bro Once Again Proves That Guys Can Be Careful
1	1 Vote	A Fan $90 to Go Through Airport Security With a Hammer While He Videotapes the Evidence
1	1 Vote	Two Possibly Drunk Bears Got Into One Monumentally Stupid Twitter Beef
1	1 Vote	This Hot Adult Film Critic
1	1 Vote	I Can't Think of This Chair
1	1 Vote	Ric Flair Speech Before AFC Championship Game of Course the First Time in Under 4 Minutes

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—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Be Gratuitous
—	1 Vote	Here's Where to Look Cute & Be Prepared
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug
—	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Interview With Her for YEARS
—	1 Vote	Is C++ the Most Powerful Republican You Don't Know Your Way-Too-Early 2024 Presidential Election Preview