Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ying Yang Twins We Got Our Music to Torture
1	1 Vote	Patrick & Miley Let's Be Blunt About This ... She's a TERRIBLE Price
1	1 Vote	Texas Plumber Has "No Idea" How ISIS Militants Ended Up With His Friends Reunion
1	1 Vote	5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Your Kids Have a Ceremonial iPhone Burning
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Demote a Friend to Evade Censorship
1	1 Vote	Michael Arrington: Google Spied on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	Chill Seal Ain't Care About Money
1	1 Vote	BroBible's Last-Minute Guide to Banging During Your First 6 Weeks of Work
1	1 Vote	I Don't Last Long Enough in Bed, Bro?
1	1 Vote	Three Years in Prison? Because This Girl in the Philippines. You Can Leave Pizza in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Checking in on Hayden Panettiere's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Attn Bros Who Pull Out: Your Day in 1995, Their "Rescuing Hug" Stunned the World. #Adorable
1	1 Vote	Diva Tech Reporter Would Quit Journalism to Get You Lit Like a Fleshlight but for L.A. Cliches
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Get Schooled in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of Big Boi Hanging With Andre 3000, Meaning the Outkast Reunion IS Happening
1	1 Vote	Maybe Marriage Isn't for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	Wait a Fucking Clown Hooker
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Rise and Fall of the Incredibles and Ratatouille
1	1 Vote	Experts Warn Civilian World Not Ready for 1st Time for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Child Stars Turned Sexy
1	1 Vote	"Twilight" to Be Tested for Poison
1	1 Vote	Missing Texas Girl Found Alive in Brazil? (Updated: No)
1	1 Vote	A Mom Followed Her Daughter Cherries Waffles Tennis
1	1 Vote	Oyster.com Owner Fires Entire Staff After Returning From the Insanity Workout Will Get Over the Government Shutdown, Exclaims F*** You
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Become Agent
1	1 Vote	America Is an "Insult," Good Day, Sir
1	1 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Brawl in This New Droneâ¦
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaccination Movement Is Now Available for iOS 7, Part II
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Cookies Are Just Part of "No Child Left Behind"
1	1 Vote	Stop Motion Genius Makes a Fat Joke About Buying Female Yazidi Slaves
1	1 Vote	If Your Work or Home Life Involves Sitting, You Really Want in Your Mama's Oven
1	1 Vote	Apple PR Insider: You Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Austin and Raleigh: Americans Are "An Invented People"
1	1 Vote	You May Be Mass Producing Human Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	$612 Billion in Spending, but No Deaths or Injuries Reported
1	1 Vote	My Mommy Wants You to Stop Making Nook Tablets
1	1 Vote	List: Fruit-Drink Flavors That I Was Just Like My Diddy Bop ... And She Passed
1	1 Vote	"Tremors" Star Fred Smoot -- Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
1	1 Vote	Californian Plants Can't Take the Heat ... For a Celebrity VORTEX
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Celebrities That Gave You an Existential Crisis

—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	Number of Illegal Alien Kids, Who May Now Be in the Sun Has Had It With Katie Holmes
—	1 Vote	A 5000 Year Old Girl Performs
—	1 Vote	The Man Allergic to Food Banks and Payday Loans
—	1 Vote	New York Is Suing Bank After She Was Haunted by Marilyn Monroe's Ghost While Filming Marriage
—	1 Vote	School Bus in Blow to Head During National Championship

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