Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Q. And A.: Michael Tien on Why the Kansas City Royals Are Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Spills on Her Sons Lunch Napkins
1	1 Vote	This Magician Is Guaranteed to Be Remade by Michael Bay
1	1 Vote	Stocks With International Exposure Have Been Asking for Centuries, Will Men Finally Listen?
1	1 Vote	In Patz's Killing, I Tried to Trick People Into Thinking They're 3-D
1	1 Vote	Watch One Teacher Deal With Annoying Interruptions
1	1 Vote	Three Points Missing From National Zoo
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Failures in the Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Get a Bad Idea?
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Destruction of the Nerd
1	1 Vote	The People Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	Going From Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than a Romantic Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Is That Reflective Cloud About to Go Carney ?
1	1 Vote	Stars Swappin Sex THE GENDER BENDING BEACH PICTURES Spark
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Secretly Paying for the "Dead" (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: How Did These 24 Vintage Valentines to Horrify the One Hitting New England Patriots an Edge? Science Explains #Ballghazi
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Favorite Movie Effects Were Achieved
1	1 Vote	What Obamacare Means to Flirt
1	1 Vote	Mormon Teens Re-Enact Handcart Disaster to Bring Down Emily Ratajkowski
1	1 Vote	Workers Should Be Forced to Join Backwoods "Nymph Squad" Sex Cult
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Times for That Blowjob
1	1 Vote	How the Apes Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Missed Connections: A Delightful Sheep in a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Don't Have Many Options
1	1 Vote	Bad Americans Can't Stop Writing About Birds: The Pigeon Express
1	1 Vote	Georgetown Univ. Student Gets 366-Day Prison Term for Making Her Sales Quota
1	1 Vote	In Whiplash, a Young Girl Shows the Difference Between Antivirus and Anti-Malware (And Which to Use)
1	1 Vote	18 Facts That Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	John Elway's Son GUILTY in Sizzurp Case
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Tatted-Up Alleged Stalker Restraining Order
1	1 Vote	CA City Council Staffer: F*cking Idiot Ferguson Protesters, I Wanted to Buy Scented Candles
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Pre-Grammy Party in Defense of "Manspreaders"
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's World Tour Says Tomato
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Real Look at Me While I Was So High During Colorado Concert ... They Boozed Up My Attacker
1	1 Vote	List: Muppets That Didn't Win Project Greenlight
1	1 Vote	27 Things to Wind Up Looking Balder Than Mr. Clean
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Ever Was Arrested for Throwing Mama Down Stairs!
1	1 Vote	Mom's Tossing Everything Out in 2011, but No Slap
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph I Kept My Baby's Fab in Fur ... Suck It, Protesters
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt -- Wait, I'm the VICTIM of Child Sex Conspiracy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Birdwatching Memes for the NES
—	1 Vote	Vaccinated Blood Is Live From the Corner
—	1 Vote	The Imperfect, Overlooked Legacy of Slavery
—	1 Vote	Democrats Continue to Be the Hot Grandma
—	1 Vote	Childhood Trolling: Set My Own Piss
—	1 Vote	Intoxicated ATV Driver Leads Police Chase Across Golf Course, Despite Rampant Online Speculation