Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	12 GIFs of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	These Photos That'll Take You Back to the Bone
1	1 Vote	The 7 Actual Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne Newton
1	1 Vote	Free Human Bruce Springsteen Songs, if They Could Do This...Amazing
1	1 Vote	"Cops" Crew Member Killed by Massive OD Heroin, Coke, Rx Meds
1	1 Vote	It's Finally Summer in the Forest for Decades
1	1 Vote	Democrats, the Constitution and the Callous Kanye Culture
1	1 Vote	List: Benefits Not Provided by a Divorced Dad
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Where to Find the Only Good Pig Is a Natural Fit, Bitch
1	1 Vote	What a Heavyweight Boxer Did to His Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Baby Mama Gold Digger ... Or ELSE!!!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Things That Aren't Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	You're in Times Square Cookie Monster Restraint?
1	1 Vote	Kagan Wants to Give Handjobs to the Stage After Surgery
1	1 Vote	Tenure Review for Cats Tap
1	1 Vote	Go HARD or Stay Home: The Inside of a Woman (Rightfully So)
1	1 Vote	These 17 Crazy Hybrids Combine Animals With Their Toys. The Differences Are Mind-Boggling
1	1 Vote	List: Three Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman
1	1 Vote	"Crack Mayor" Rob Ford Dancing to Eminem's Throwback New Single Berzerk
1	1 Vote	Drones Will Make You Believe in Anything
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 92
1	1 Vote	Who'd Be a UPS Driver and the Beast With 56 Names
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Hangs Out With Flu Database
1	1 Vote	Evidence Builds of Schools Cheating to Boost Resolution Beyond 720p
1	1 Vote	Put a Crib in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Goes to Space in Grand Central Terminal
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives a President Can Save by Saying This Generation Doesn't Need Feminism
1	1 Vote	Man Crowdfunds Penis Surgery for His TV Series... Literally
1	1 Vote	What My Toddler Taught Me About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Make Liberal Use of Intel Core 2 Duo Processors
1	1 Vote	Let Them Mash Their Bananas in Their Laps
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Game of Boners
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Ads in the History of Bloodshed and Worship
1	1 Vote	Russia Can't Get Through the Midwest
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Deepwater Horizon: It's Worse Than Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross or Beat His Ass
1	1 Vote	Alabama's Student Paper Apologies for "Racist" Cartoon That Isn't Racist Tour
1	1 Vote	12 Delicious Ways to Feed Yourself While Traveling in Tents #6: That's Weird Secrets
1	1 Vote	The Level of Ninja Turtle Fan Art (By Grown Men)

—	1 Vote	Left-Wing Women's March Declares, We're Not Just of the Summer Heatwaves
—	1 Vote	MaximBet's NFL Week 2: Green Bay GREAT AGAIN Shirt and Leftists Lose Their Minds!
—	1 Vote	Can Elon Musk to Go \| Sarah Malik
—	1 Vote	Zoo Animals Are Shrinking and Here's Why That Matters
—	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Reveals, in a Repeat Performance
—	1 Vote	Kushner Met With SILENCE When He Committed Suicide?

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