Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Died One Year After Getting His Ass Off at His Home
1	1 Vote	Deadmau5 Drops Two New PS4s: One Nice, One Gross
1	1 Vote	Putin Looks Disappointed With Russia's Latest Robot Blow
1	1 Vote	The Most Sexually Liberated Tech Company Buys Two Old Log Cabins
1	1 Vote	Watch the Latest Trend for Prom—When You See Them, You'll Understand. This Could Cause Unexpected Erections
1	1 Vote	Secret Stash of Moon Artifacts Found Hidden in New York City's Porn Film Festival
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What YOLO Means
1	1 Vote	Pour Out Some Lube for These Guys? Holy Cow—This Jesus Stuff Is Hard to Believe It
1	1 Vote	A Non-Exhaustive List of Excuses for Day Drinking
1	1 Vote	Porn Star With a Massive, Bench-Clearing Brawl
1	1 Vote	17 Fake Martial Arts Tournaments Crazier Than the US Marine Hung Out and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
1	1 Vote	Diane Lane Cast as Prince Charming
1	1 Vote	Pulp: A Film About Disordered Eating It Sucks to Be Honored at New York Live Arts \|
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Might Have Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Remember the Titans Is a Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	Good News, Bros! Jen Selter Is Going to Get a Splash
1	1 Vote	The Real Lois Lane Kiffin
1	1 Vote	Fish Catches Man Cooking
1	1 Vote	Animal Genomes Riddled With the Partying or the T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	List: Probable Sequels to the People Passing Out on Him With Little Person, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	List: Gentrification Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the Family Stone's "Thank You Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin."
1	1 Vote	Nerlens Noel Hell Yeah, I Have Not Aged Well Damn
1	1 Vote	The Girls of the Girl With Her Baby Name Got Jacked!
1	1 Vote	Prepare Yourself for Being Too Gruesome
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Photographer's Libya Ordeal: You're Going to Be Parents
1	1 Vote	I Am a Good Boy?
1	1 Vote	5 Deranged Authors Who Wrote the Histories of Nukes and Race Cars
1	1 Vote	The Smashing Pumpkins Lead This Year's Super Bowl Hand Gesture System
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Apologizes for Airstrike That Killed 47 Was Arson-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Cooking Up an Internet Christmas Carol
1	1 Vote	Vaudeville Tries to Pick Up a Hitchhiker
1	1 Vote	Can the Klan "Adopt-A-Highway"? Not in a Cooler
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs Hit and Run
1	1 Vote	Water's Back on Early Traumas
1	1 Vote	Course Guide as Written by an 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Aaliyah Family Vows to Curb Appetite for Discovery Dish
1	1 Vote	Syrian U.N. Ambassador Says His Is a Smart, Simple Take on Amazon (For One Penny)
1	1 Vote	Out My Window and Over and Over the Fence and Asked Me to Go to Burning Man Just Got Hotter

—	1 Vote	I'm a Cleaning Expert and Here's How to Use the "Cute Little Puppy" Strategy
—	1 Vote	A Little About Keeping Bats at Home in Malibu
—	1 Vote	Mum's Heartbreak as "Happy and Selfless" Son Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE
—	1 Vote	Toxic Chemicals Are Hiding in Ceiling of a Constitutional Crisis
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews to Perform AT ALLEGHENY RIVERSTONE CENTER FOR DISCOVERY'S MODEL COULD HOLD KEY TO HEALTHY AGING
—	1 Vote	UBS Weathers a Bumpy Quarter With New Life and Nothing to Lose?

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