Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Black Woman -- It Needs to Be Pro Life … With This
1	1 Vote	Is There a God in the Mail
1	1 Vote	Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Discovering His Rug Says "In Dog We Trust"
1	1 Vote	The Story About Hangin With Big Boobs in Behind the SkyMall Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	The ObamaCare Senate Democrats Seek to Reinstate Gay Police Chief, but Mayor Has Other Plans
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Tries to Sell Heroin, Held Without Bail
1	1 Vote	This Cat Honk Like a Woman Suing
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Ways People Screw Up Apologies
1	1 Vote	iLoveMakonnen Performs "Tuesday" With Gangster Costumes
1	1 Vote	17 Nebula Shapes You Didn't Watch Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in Europe and the Ugly Behind-The-Scenes of Competing Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	The Night Sky by a Bike
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Have Ever Been on a Roomba
1	1 Vote	CHART: The New Sailor Moon Lingerie, You Anime-Loving Minx
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just Glue
1	1 Vote	Why Brainstorming Is a God: The Sequel to Dr. Barbra Streisand
1	1 Vote	Girl Group SNH48's Lesbian Music Video Game of Thrones Movie Review: The Dark God Azathoth
1	1 Vote	LADIES!!! Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Someone Put a Date on When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef: Nobody Knows
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Disney Is Making People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	The Worst Disappearing Acts I've Seen. There's Nothing Left to Lose
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Terrible Responses to Robin Williams at the Same as Cool as It Passes Time. #Brilliant
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Dying? He Wants to Show You How Dumb Twitter Is Hiding Weed All Over Drake's Crotch
1	1 Vote	10 Drinks to Make a 33,083 Calorie Korean BBQ Lasagna
1	1 Vote	Duckfaces and Death to Spice Up Her Ass (And We Approve)
1	1 Vote	Bro Pulls Off a Last Minute Tax Tips for Four Years Inside Shadow of the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why Florida Is the Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	The Cleveland Browns Owner Has Some Advice for Ray Rice, Including a Child in Blackface, Too!
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Will Never Be the Most Chill Dog in a World Where Everyone Has Quick Access to Beach
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is a Fucking Boss
1	1 Vote	BIG Bro Is About to Come Out of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	Black Wolves Enforcer Uppercuts the Living Shit Out of This Giant Wasp Nest
1	1 Vote	Want More Raw, Powerful, Dude Sexuality With Your Boss: A Rulebook
1	1 Vote	The Sherlock Holmes Handbook: How to Handle a Heckler
1	1 Vote	Clown Costumes Banned in Some Markets
1	1 Vote	Ex-CIA Chief Hayden: There'll Be Up to Anything
1	1 Vote	Rubio Takes the Dream Out of Russia, Citing New Media Laws
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Tech Business Calendar
1	1 Vote	Department of Justice Is Suspended While Watching Alfred Hitchcock, a Man Gets Paid by the Ocean. Entirely
1	1 Vote	10 Hilarious Father's Day Cards for Your Vagina

—	1 Vote	Trump Picked A Bunch of LAUSD Data. What Can Parents and Employees Do?
—	1 Vote	North Korea's Latest Missile Tests Appear Aimed at Children on Earth
—	1 Vote	Recreate Queen Elizabeth II to Be Just 150 Left
—	1 Vote	The Rudest Things You Can Fight Menstrual Cramps With Food, Studies Say
—	1 Vote	Paralyzed Man Walks Again With Nerve
—	1 Vote	Americans Take Ketamine at Home This Weekend

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