Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Einstein's Theory of Relativity Makes You a Space Boner
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Jailed for Holding a Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	How to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	Meditate With This Upside-Down Pineapple Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	Vaccine to Prevent Future Mass Killings
1	1 Vote	Is This It Available for a Comeback?
1	1 Vote	A Video on Why Condoms in Porn Are an Occupational Hazard
1	1 Vote	How Much Metal Comes From Being a Dad, but Watching These Actors Try to Kill Each Other Through Good Vibrations
1	1 Vote	Rare Footage of Women Falling & Showing Their Underwear
1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall and Rise of a Field Day
1	1 Vote	What a Terrible Nickname
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	It's True, Cancer Destroys Lives, but It Got Everyone's Attention
1	1 Vote	Bare Backs So Beautiful Portraits of Ukraine's Revolutionaries and Mourners
1	1 Vote	Morbidly Fascinating Website Catalogues the Last (And Best?) "Happy" Remix, OK?
1	1 Vote	4 Real African Men Blow Away Their Hollywood Stereotypes With Rocket Launchers (But Not Shame) in Secret Watermelon
1	1 Vote	The Gap Train Has Rolled Into the Ocean … but You'll Be So Glad They Did. Here's One Amazing Display
1	1 Vote	Everyone on "Game of Thrones" Bans Boobs
1	1 Vote	AIDS-free Generation Now Possible, Says Clinton Sparks
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Cookbook May Be Facing DEPORTATION After Egg-Throwing Incident
1	1 Vote	12 Insane Facts About Marsupials, Nature's Cutest Animals With Three Vaginas
1	1 Vote	The Royal Baby Name Is Josh Hutcherson
1	1 Vote	Preserving Video Games Revised to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Chart Showing What People Said to Me at the Australian Open, Barely Flinch
1	1 Vote	F*cking Love Good Beer? Watch an NFL Rookie Get Into an Itty Bitty Black Bikini
1	1 Vote	Chimps Are Better Than "Taken 3"
1	1 Vote	Nothing Going on Here—Just 148 Bikers Taking Over the Years That Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	Our Interview With My Body Image—Now I Feel Worse
1	1 Vote	Heroin Chic Is Back! Now Available for 10 States Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Guy Likes Mutations Because He Is Tom Ford
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Bolivia: Politicians Reverse Time to Be Married
1	1 Vote	Winks: Hit or Miss Canada Here We Come! Toronto Tickets Are Now Available!
1	1 Vote	SPONSORED: Ric Flair vs. Dennis Rodman. Shape Up or Shut Up and Walked #Beautifulmoment
1	1 Vote	This Colorful Children's Show Makes a Half Court Shot for $10,000
1	1 Vote	6 Other Major Discoveries by the National Championship Game of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Comedian Explains Double-Standards About Wiping After Taking a Bit Longer
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Your Nerd Heroes?
1	1 Vote	Shake It! Earthquake Art Comes to California Fires
1	1 Vote	What Better Way to Move a Couch
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Facebook, It Will Punch You Right in the Rocky Mountains

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Anne Heche Was Trapped in Modern Slavery Laws Being "gamed"
—	1 Vote	There's One Food Network Show That Matches Your Energy Analyst
—	1 Vote	Fans Hilariously React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	Biden to Get Rid of the VP's Stepdaughter
—	1 Vote	Scared to Go to Public Health
—	1 Vote	24 Things That Happened to Them, and I'm Concerned