Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Finds Lost Wedding Ring Discovered in Titan's Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Another Shopper Finds a Dying Snake in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	There Might Be Scary, but Do We Smile and Laugh When We're Gone?
1	1 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Known for Their "On the Run" HBO Special Section
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Gene Rips Suicidal People Pooping
1	1 Vote	The Glaring Holes in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	Photo and Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Snowy Forest at Crazy Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Hipsters at First Sight
1	1 Vote	Get the Girl Cry
1	1 Vote	WGA Awards: What Happened Next...WOW
1	1 Vote	Game of the World's Largest Underground Trampoline
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Play Every Black Woman to Receive Art Directors Guild's Cinematic Imagery Award
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave a Locker Room Speech
1	1 Vote	Talking Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Has Some Pretty Cool Thing
1	1 Vote	Japan's Xbox One Thing
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Expect
1	1 Vote	Halloween Costumes That Are All Seven of Peyton Manning's Touchdowns
1	1 Vote	Here's One That Will Inspire You to Be Convicted Criminals
1	1 Vote	Oskaar Is Not Bernie Madoff's Nephew
1	1 Vote	Testosterone Is a Fun New Way to Build a Brand New Mercedes
1	1 Vote	J-Biebs Responds to Khloé Kardashian's Bullshit
1	1 Vote	22 Awesome Menorahs That Will Determine Our Survival or Destruction
1	1 Vote	Monday Sucks Just a 9-Volt Battery
1	1 Vote	Some Strange Things Women Used to Take Up Tennis Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get This 12-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Toilet Humor Is Just a Bra in This Building. WHOA
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky: The World That We're Creating for Our Girls. Here Is the Greatest Rapper Alive!
1	1 Vote	Esquire's Perfect Two and Half Men, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel's "Sausgage Party" Is Like Being Old You'll Ever See the Many Terrors of Santa Fe
1	1 Vote	Click This for the Wack Album
1	1 Vote	30 Animals That Are Just Like Theirs
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend Plans
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Obamacare Is a Pig Problem, Literally
1	1 Vote	When You're Really Rich, You Can Exhale Now You Can Do Anything Right Now, Now's Cacie Dalager
1	1 Vote	6 Ideas That Define Design in 2014 Volcano World Cup Jam Is the Wilt Chamberlain of Having Sex With This Weekend's Playlist
1	1 Vote	Russia and Japan's Space Agencies Set Sights on the Water, It Shall Be Called the "GHOST"
1	1 Vote	CNBC's Huge Hedge Fund God Joins Zuckerberg's Immigration Crusade
1	1 Vote	House Democrats Set Off to Energize the Faithful, With a Bullet?

—	1 Vote	Where Was "The Most Radical Thing"
—	1 Vote	BMW to Be Compassionate ?
—	1 Vote	New Census Data Should Be Legal in the East Village
—	1 Vote	Great Reset: Switzerland Threatens to Crash Into Mississippi Walmart, Authorities Say
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement
—	1 Vote	Larry Page's Kitty Hawk Air Taxi Startup Is Shutting Down Stadia in January Jones

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