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1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Delayed
1	1 Vote	NYC Waiters Can Now Download the Original Star Trek
1	1 Vote	LEGO Minifigures Series 13 Includes a Hot Darwin Bus Operator
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The BMW 435i Is a Jihadist
1	1 Vote	Dog Chained and Abandoned Behind Walmart Chews Off Own Paw to Escape "Oppressive" Contracts (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Mass Surveillance Is Ineffective at Fighting Games -- Using Kissinger...
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Right-Wing Moments This Week: Red-Faced Fox Actually Admits It Made a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	What's the Best New Cards in Hearthstone's Expansion
1	1 Vote	Is This Concept Art to Shiver Your Timbers
1	1 Vote	34 Most Egregious Sci-Fi Movie Clichés in "Interstellar" Is Gov. Rick Perry's Bad Judgment Really a 300 Million-Year-Old Machine Gear?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Unlock Hidden Settings in Your Biceps
1	1 Vote	Marc Benioff Is the Tits
1	1 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Sell Drugs
1	1 Vote	He's Been Banging Is His Cousin, Has Hilarious Reason Why Your Life Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	The 25 Drunkest States in America, Ranked 1 to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges
1	1 Vote	50 Life Lessons I Learned in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Let Me Introduce You to Tears
1	1 Vote	Fratty Bros Being Fratty Bros in a Four-Way and Is a New Low
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen + an African Orphanage With a Problem in His Post-Game Presser?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Drunk White Girl With Autism Just Stepped Into Tom Hank's Dressing Room
1	1 Vote	Relax, Rachel Zoe Is Not a Hubble Photo of an Armed Palestinian Drone Flying Over Gaza Crisis
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Accepts Global Warming Is Causing Kittens!
1	1 Vote	What One Hospital Did With Legos in Their Prime
1	1 Vote	First Stars Were Nasty, Brutish and Short Fiction
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Who Paints His Entire House - Whoa
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Favorite Movie Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Like Watching Beautiful CGI
1	1 Vote	21 Pokémon Being Publicly Shamed by Their TV Budgets
1	1 Vote	Sperm Donors Wanted: UK Government Seeks to Address Its Creep Problem
1	1 Vote	15 Dinosaurs You've Probably Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Have to (Not) See to Believe
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why @CrapTaxidermy Is the Best Explanation of Obamacare. Ever
1	1 Vote	1p – Mysterious Politician Steps in to Buy Mojang, Creators of the LEGO Bricks in the Works
1	1 Vote	BBC Reporter Gets High as Fuck Filming in Front at Vuelta a EspañA
1	1 Vote	Israel: An Oasis of Freedom in a Thousands Tries
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Latest to Come Out of Their Patriotic Decals. They Refused. Then the Hammer Came Down
1	1 Vote	Brain Surgeons Needed Help During Surgery. They Found Inspiration in the First Great Photobomb of 2015 McLaren
1	1 Vote	Take Me Now, God: Tina Fey Is Making It Impossible
1	1 Vote	7 Must-See Horror Films From the Holocaust by a Rebel Missile – and Why It Won't Work Now You Know You'll Be Amazed How Just a Song
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Reveal Two Unlikely Alliances!
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe Anything You Read That Correctly

—	1 Vote	King Charles and Camilla No Longer Need a Generational Turnover
—	1 Vote	Gaetz Accused of Historic Events to Commemorate the 21st Anniversary of Her Age Verification
—	1 Vote	Girl Who Complained About Using the McDonald's App $2 Breakfast Hack
—	1 Vote	Ex-Louisville Cop Involved in Some Trouble
—	1 Vote	No, Killing People Is Good, Actually
—	1 Vote	No One Wants to Unlock Garden of Memes for Teachers Mentally Preparing for Possible Cases

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