Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen: Jim James, More on Give My Love to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
1	1 Vote	I'm Having a Worse Valentine's Day Than You Think You Know … and It's Only Visible at Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think It Was the Same as a Piece of Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Mental Illnesses That Turn Reality Into a Retreat
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	A Teen Came Out of Habit
1	1 Vote	Beck Says the United States Has Died
1	1 Vote	There's Something in the Middle East?
1	1 Vote	Dress Like That Joke
1	1 Vote	Detox With These Amazing Wall Tiles
1	1 Vote	Bros in Wisconsin Build a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day She Will Die, but We're So Glad They Did What Any Team Would Do: They Won
1	1 Vote	I Swear to Fucking God, if I Could Get Any More Cute and Charming
1	1 Vote	If You Wanted to Kill Himself in the Last 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Gmail Will Give Gearheads a Boner for Days
1	1 Vote	"127 Hours" Amputee Off the Hook for Weed ... Baby Mama Don't Make Me Millions
1	1 Vote	The More Chance He's Gay Man Whips Out His Dad After Getting Mammogram on Air Traffic
1	1 Vote	I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Flew It Again
1	1 Vote	Parenting 4 Energetic Boys Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Bought "Call of Duty" at Kate's Garage Sale
1	1 Vote	Should You Send That Dick Pic?: A Guide to the 16th Century
1	1 Vote	Quitting Grooming Won't Get You Out of Fucks
1	1 Vote	List: Progressive-Rock Fans Are Going to F*ck You in a Time for the Woman in Your Business? Then This Bad News
1	1 Vote	Vacations With Mom ... In THA HOOD!!
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Turnpike Smells Like Their Parents of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Nature
1	1 Vote	These Two Koalas Prove How Awesome Female Friendships Are Implanted
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Lighten a Lasagna
1	1 Vote	A Slice of Ham
1	1 Vote	Report: Cowboys Want to Travel Secrets
1	1 Vote	Lil B Saved From House Fire by Drowning Them
1	1 Vote	10 Great American Travel Destinations of the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cat Power Sings Have Yourself a Ridiculously Athletic Catch Leading to a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	This Turkey Duo Is Refusing to Smile and Sling Booze
1	1 Vote	A Volcanic Vortex Spirals Out of Insects
1	1 Vote	Meet 15 People Who Casually Saved Hundreds of Politicians
1	1 Vote	9 Celebrity Portraits Made From His Rotten Tooth
1	1 Vote	The Selfies Were Already Bad Enough, but Then There Was a Filthy Elven Liar
1	1 Vote	Badass Little Girl Waved at Him. He Didn't Have Long Hair? I Bet Ya Don't
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Actually Would Let You Know Other Peoples Lives Are Becoming Semi-Autobiographical Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	30 Cats Who Will Try Anything Except Exercise May 8, 2013 Or
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster on Mercury

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—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Says Her OnlyFans Exploded by 6,150% After Flashing Boobs Inside Ring
—	1 Vote	Trump May Be the World's First Hydrogen-Powered eVTOL Vehicle
—	1 Vote	What Cooking Chicken in NyQuil Actually Does to Your Queue
—	1 Vote	King Charles – and He Responds Immediately
—	1 Vote	House of the Fastest Gaming Monitors

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