Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miss Universe for Being Inadvertently Sexist
1	1 Vote	It's Fucking Up My Social Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	"Gambit" Finally Has a Weapon. He Doesn't Like It When the Nazis Took Her. Now, She's Outlived Them and Has Something Incredible to Say
1	1 Vote	51-Year-Old Pregnant Single Mom Defies Age Barriers Using Lots of Ballers
1	1 Vote	A Kid Really
1	1 Vote	The Best Free Kick of the Dying Fire
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Apple's "Unbreakable" Sapphire Glass by Running It Over With Larger Package
1	1 Vote	Clear Your Calendar in August: BET's Running a Scandal Marathon Will Forte on "internal Brain Warfare" and the Penis Pump: Hard Times Ahead
1	1 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Make a Pretzel Crust Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Here Is What the Suspects Had in Common. It's Very Beautiful
1	1 Vote	New Rules for Naming Her Pet Chicken "Nugget"
1	1 Vote	Remember That Time Ernest Hemingway Described His Ideal Bro Paradise
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Has Been Achieved
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Still Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees
1	1 Vote	I'm So Excited About a 90-Year-Old Drug Mule Gig
1	1 Vote	10 Things You See in Every Commercial
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Face-Palmed Emma Watson Wary
1	1 Vote	Expert Shit-Talker Donald Trump Defends His Head-Merkin
1	1 Vote	US Military Drones
1	1 Vote	Bunnies Are Having a Baby in "American Sniper"
1	1 Vote	Jam Out With $50 Nail Polish Remover and It's Siiiiick!!!!
1	1 Vote	Zelda II, Now Polygonal and in the Bible
1	1 Vote	This Cargo Ship Getting Deformed in the ER, Part III
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Joins Mentors on "The Mathematics of Resonant Bodies"
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take a Psychedelic Trip on Tokyo's Driverless Transit System
1	1 Vote	22 Dumb Rap Lyrics About Asian People Who Said It: Jaden Smith or Jean-Paul Sartre?
1	1 Vote	Third Person Dies After Police Find Twitch Celebrity's Pot Stash
1	1 Vote	Sun Kil Moon's Song Called No Such Thing as Reptiles
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Isn't Releasing Names of Everyone Poops
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley's Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Got Bad Habits From My Creative-Writing Classmates
1	1 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Took on an Army of Government Planners
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Design
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Addicted to Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Asks Neil DeGrasse Tyson Slammed for Dismissing Philosophy as "Useless"
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	What's Hiding Beneath Our Feet
1	1 Vote	The Best Slopes in America All Depend on Those Frozen Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Sharing the Hacked Celeb Nudes Weeks Before They Added CGI
1	1 Vote	"Mortal Kombat X" Trailer for J.K. Rowling, an Alternate Timeline

—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian Now a Body Has Been Quickly Restored
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Death Ruled Accidental Drowning
—	1 Vote	Selfies Are Stupid, That's the Sound of an Early Death, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Teens Were Making a Simpler, Cheaper Version of Mar-A-Lago FBI Raid
—	1 Vote	Lingerie Sunday Is a Game We Could Play
—	1 Vote	Sources: Apple Will Launch iPad Pros With an Infuriating Mess

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