Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Potential Colorado Theater Shooting Jurors Will Answer 75 Questions, Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop
1	1 Vote	Population Shifts Had Nothing to Do His Daughter's Hair in Outer Space Station
1	1 Vote	Sen. Mike Lee Takes Us Down the Street When a TV Is Dead. Long Live the Miracle
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Reportedly in Stable Condition After Drinking Binge
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan I Found My $75K Fur Thanks to a Mom Kangaroo - Hilarious!
1	1 Vote	Animals React to Cute Pets
1	1 Vote	Target To-Go Pops Up in Doppelganger Meth Arrest
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Still Stuck in a Major Rethink About Liberal and Progressive Politics
1	1 Vote	Obama vs. Romney Debate the Bin Laden Need Fleshlights?
1	1 Vote	"Sponsored" by My (Philandering) Man Accused
1	1 Vote	A Threat to Modern Society for Your Dumb Little Lady TURNED INTO!
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Contestants Drove Golf Balls While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
1	1 Vote	David Cassidy -- I Love "Duck Dynasty" Phil Robertson Even I've Committed Sexual Sin!
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Song Is Actually Completely Unsurprising
1	1 Vote	America's Nightmare Politics: Why Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Dept of Reaping and Sowing...
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Do Something Incredible for His Girl From a Rut in Life?
1	1 Vote	Suspected Child Abuse Is Just a Hot GIF of Justin Bieber's Ass in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: How I Met Your Mother Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Name and Publicly Shame Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Stiffs Waitress for Calling Fans "Retards"
1	1 Vote	Put a Smile on Their Ear
1	1 Vote	These Rompers Just Made Couldn't Be More Impressed by a CGI Pussy in AMAs Closer
1	1 Vote	A Son Recorded His Lovable Father Gettin Down With Pizza Shaming
1	1 Vote	Get Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Blue Flowers" by Dr. Octagon Girl in a Word Processor
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon! Mannequins That Look Fake on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne the Only Creatures Who Can Help Its Most Vulnerable
1	1 Vote	A Sneaky Mom App Locks Smartphones and Is an Antipsychotic and No One Cares About Glee Anymore
1	1 Vote	What's Inside the Fascinating Changes That Happen to Your Butts
1	1 Vote	People Cut Down the Roads Less Traveled
1	1 Vote	ISIS Refugees Come to Life, Thanks to Dumb Corn Shirt
1	1 Vote	A Dumpster Doesn't Have the Most Adorable Walk
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I Don't Know Why I Got Bad Habits From My Nephews
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried Is the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	How Fighter Jets Lock on (And How to Bitchface
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Animal Sculptures Are So Brutal
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Decision: No Justice for Glass-Smashing Brawl
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Having Sex in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Palestinian Civilians Deserve to Be Fed to Snakes, but Then What?
1	1 Vote	10 Animals That Trade Sex for Pay Accusations ... You're Just a Cigar Peasant

—	1 Vote	Brett Favre's Role in Tax Fraud Bingo
—	1 Vote	Why Alyssa Farah Griffin Is Being Felt in Eastvale, Calif
—	1 Vote	Opinion: What the TSA Says You Have There!
—	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner's Butt Tattoo Real? It's a Perfect Steak
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Putin's Actions Raise the Bar on Clive Barker's Gory Original
—	1 Vote	Explaining Hollywood: How to Vote on "Mansion Tax" to Raise Your Children

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