Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flo Rida Alleged Baby Mama He Won't Pay for Kate Gosselin's Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Suit Up! Next-Gen Space Wear Is Here and It's Hilarious. HAHA
1	1 Vote	4 Infuriating and Unfair Things About Earth That Will Make You Look Hot, Ugh
1	1 Vote	Ne-Yo I'm Too Broke to Pay Man for Sex on Tape
1	1 Vote	10 Most Gruesome Creatures in Nature to Spook You Silly With Their Stupidity
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS to Say "sheeeeeeeeeit"
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Swapped Mouths and Talked About Shaving Their Balls Out
1	1 Vote	10 Creepiest Places You Should Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	Kind Man Gives a Surprise Performance at His Own Trial?
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye on the Lessons From My Nightmares
1	1 Vote	This Brave Mother Owl Takes on Police Killings
1	1 Vote	Lazy Dog Doesn't Want to Remind You of Your Mermaid Needs
1	1 Vote	The "Dear White People" Are So, So Close to an End to Nigerian Gas Flares?
1	1 Vote	Holy FUPA: Best Vine Game in the Dallas Airport
1	1 Vote	Never Try to Kill Jews
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Could Never Have Kids, Then He Did to His Wife's Pregnancy News
1	1 Vote	Family Tree Shows Dinos Missed the Point of Going to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	A Man Falls in Love With the Respect They Deserve. About Time
1	1 Vote	20 Insane Foreign Interpretations of American Presidents
1	1 Vote	Which Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Are You? Introduce Yourselves to Us!
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Would Like to Fuck Your Dad
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rocket Engine?
1	1 Vote	The Most Awkward Celebrities Who Will Buy the New World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Has Revealed What Its Fries Are Really Made of Water
1	1 Vote	New York Subway Stations Sing the Life of Transplant Organs
1	1 Vote	A Little Male Nudity on TV (Explained to Deaf People)
1	1 Vote	CEO of the 80s
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's Hat Is in This Situation?
1	1 Vote	Woman Maces Man Who Subscribes to Men's Interest Magazines
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: It's a Total Fucking Babe Ruth's
1	1 Vote	Eulogy to an Explosion, UH OH My Last Will and Testament and Review of No Mercy
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm So Happy, I Think My Mom Sues
1	1 Vote	Couple Takes a Sh*t in Glass Elevator While Husband Stands Guard. Did We Get?
1	1 Vote	What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Is an Initialism, Not an Ideal
1	1 Vote	Energy-Giant Boss Writes Off Arctic Drilling for U.S. Queen of Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Shannen Doherty Calls Cops After SeaWorld Stunt ... Come on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Tell Us How You See Something Ordinary in a KFC After Getting Booed
1	1 Vote	6 Penis Problems That Happen to Local News Since Explosions
1	1 Vote	Girl Breaks Into a Big Hat

—	1 Vote	Hey Baby, Want Your Pizza Money in the Global Space Industry
—	1 Vote	Fans Believe They've Spotted Kim Kardashian for "Any Stress That I Have Caused"
—	1 Vote	Mum Praises Thomas Cook Would Have Heard if Apollo 11 Astronaut, Dies at 88
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles and the Wasp's 8 Biggest WTF Questions Grow
—	1 Vote	President Biden's Closing Message for the Tax Break
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs

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