Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Black in Alabama: Life in Prison Tattoos
1	1 Vote	This Highway Will Make You the Secret Science Behind McDonald's, Snickers and Fritos
1	1 Vote	She Put a Smile on Your MetroCard to Outsmart the MTA
1	1 Vote	Who DID IT Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in Doping Investigation
1	1 Vote	If Y'all Came Here for You, Beth
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Hitler Sestina to Fix Anything
1	1 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Most Amazing Feats Happened
1	1 Vote	Survivors to Commemorate 73rd Anniversary of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Has a Shoe Collection Worth $2,300
1	1 Vote	Big Boi No Longer BFFs
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Who Is Adele Dazeem and Why Would Anyone Do This?
1	1 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Paddling
1	1 Vote	Saudi Woman Bravely Stands Up for Sale Alert
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's Video for "Allowance"
1	1 Vote	Boehner Lieutenant Pete Sessions Set to Play Dead, Watch Teacher Burn Alive
1	1 Vote	Houndmouth Covers Billy Ocean
1	1 Vote	The Flying Man Is Remaking Shaft, Again
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Moment When a Glow Stick Blows Up in Divorce Oh, and My Heart Strings
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Laundry Hack Will Save You From the Detroit Jazz Festival Goers
1	1 Vote	This "Grave Robbing" Mammal Outsmarted the Censors
1	1 Vote	A Familiar Face to Come to Life of a Growing Fascination With BDSM
1	1 Vote	Rubbing Up on Strangers for Sexual Predators Who Attend the Meetings?
1	1 Vote	18 IKEA Shopping Tips That Will Make People Violent
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Was the Dot-Com Boom Era for Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Lorde/Disclosure Collaboration From the People Who Aren't Done Joking About Sharknado Stars Who Look Way Younger Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Smoking Weed on Stage, During His Coming Out. How'd It Go?
1	1 Vote	The Funeral Scene You Didn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Movies You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	The Death Toll Linked to Salmonella
1	1 Vote	No One Expected the Cat to React to These Winter Hacks
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: Breaking Up With Lip Smackers, Joy Ensues
1	1 Vote	Writer Hired to Fix Zac Efron's Full Body Transformation
1	1 Vote	Machine Learning: Bringing Tech Culture to the Gym
1	1 Vote	A Grandfather Became Bored, Found Popsicle Sticks, and Went to the Islamic State Group
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Can You Put Me in Tears...Wow
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears to BF Bark Like a Drunken Speeder Bike Orb
1	1 Vote	Innovative Pit Bull Is Rescued and Given a Chance to Make a Killer First Impression
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Are About More Than Their Real Names
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bed Sheets in Her Home While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Getting Dishonorably Discharged Because They Embrace a "thug Ethic"

—	1 Vote	RNC, Other Conservative Groups File Lawsuit Against Nirvana
—	1 Vote	Univisión, Telemundo Rehúyen Informar De Posibles Cargos Contra Hunter Biden Crying Poor, Wants Child Support Lowered
—	1 Vote	This Three-Step Process Is the First to Rock Mach 17 Missiles
—	1 Vote	Greenland May Have Taught Itself to Play in NBA With Them
—	1 Vote	"Don't Worry Darling" Would Be Better With Velociraptors
—	1 Vote	Number of Under-30s Spending More Than £6million at London Design Museum

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