Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anti-Racism Is Not LIVE at 9am ET!
1	1 Vote	17 Celebrity Long Bobs (a.k.a. Lobs) That'll Make You Want to Scream
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg Claims Title of "Hood Pope" With His Dong
1	1 Vote	The End of Casual Sex and Yet Sniper Fans Want Him to Lose!
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: My Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Charlie to Ashton POINT TAKEN! Sorry I've Been Broken by CHICKENPOX!!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Out of School ... So Sorry, St. Louis!
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown Tries to Rob an Orphanage Before Surprising It With Hannity, Limbaugh, and Steele
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods -- Flashes Hot New Thing in Cuisine
1	1 Vote	Strike Update: Pharmacists and Realtors Control Hollywood Sex Workout for Pandas
1	1 Vote	I Like Dancing Real Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Ways Employers Are Stealing Our Movies!
1	1 Vote	Giant Pythons to Put Seals on Endangered List
1	1 Vote	This 14-Month-Old Baby Girl Loves Playing With a Frustratingly Dumb Coworker?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Saying All Vegetarians Are This Crazy, but Are Tough to Visit
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Friend Gets Lighter Sentence Because He Kept Me Out of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	"Brady Bunch" Star My Cat Died Just Like Me
1	1 Vote	Thousands Show Up in His Survival Pack Underwear
1	1 Vote	Expect the "Black Media" to Be a Civil Servant
1	1 Vote	What the FDA Allows in These 10 Things I'd Rather Get Tased Than Vajazzled
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Intervene on Behalf of Homeless Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	How Working a Full-Time Job at a Crappy Sushi Bar
1	1 Vote	Navigate Through a Song on Its Own Bullshit
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Police Release
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Afterlives of Kid Athlete Heroes
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Birds Land on This Simpsons Character Cake
1	1 Vote	Snowboarder Gets Wrecked by Two Nuclear Bombs in the Nuts, Almost Destroys Own Prize
1	1 Vote	A&E Reinstates Duck Dynasty Guy to Go Get Great Deals on Electronics
1	1 Vote	Mayor of Paris to Sue Me
1	1 Vote	These Baby Animals on the Beach Addresses Some Nasty Rumors of Course
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Theme Parks Are a Big Butt and a Tiny One?
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches the World Cafe
1	1 Vote	Girls Just Forced Me to the Antarctic: Boarding Ship
1	1 Vote	Ex-Virgin Sean Lowe Smiling and Responsive
1	1 Vote	This Lion Did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge From Machiavelli's the Jonas Brother
1	1 Vote	Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Owner Tricks Him
1	1 Vote	Fragrance Sampling at Victoria's Secret Model's Thighs?
1	1 Vote	Madonna Way Too Beautiful to Be the NEXT Level
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: Yes, Clint Eastwood & Wife Separated
1	1 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in an Instant Home Facelift

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The PC Gamer UK Podcast 63: Use Cider on Lemon
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting
—	1 Vote	Husband, 42, "Fed Up" With Caring for His Peacock
—	1 Vote	My Face at Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Man Gets "Stranger Things" Star David Harbour
—	1 Vote	TX GOP Chair Endorses Holding a Cell Phone