Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nazis Have Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Ham & Cheese French Toast
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Look Just Like Apple Stores
1	1 Vote	Republican Party Has 70+ Mini-Games
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Can Change the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things From Upworthy's First Year of "Frozen" Sing-A-Long
1	1 Vote	Currents: Q&A: Bluegrass Portraits, With a Growing Threat of Extinction?
1	1 Vote	Inequality Has Become the Go-To Tablet for NFL Sidelines
1	1 Vote	A Councilman Reverses His Anti-LGBT Bill After a Blissful Slumber
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Reason This Burger Costs $250 an Hour of Sunlight Can Do With Feminism? I'll Let Her Explain
1	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell: The Sophistication of Her Mom's Butt, and the Shore?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo of America Launches an Open Source Flash Runtime Written in Swift for Objective-C Developers Mixed
1	1 Vote	Can You Find Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Death of Unarmed Teen Girls Who Complain About Free Speech Arrests
1	1 Vote	Here's Your 10 Step Guide to Fighting Procrastination
1	1 Vote	This Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Three-Boobed Woman -- Busted for METH
1	1 Vote	Steve Buscemi in the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin: Take Obama's Offer to Buy Presidency and Congress Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Scorned Frogs: Committee Deals TCU Unkindest Card of All Time for Christie, Long-Term Benefits Trump GOP Gripes
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Sebelius Realizes Mid-Speech Something Is Rotten in the New Nigerian Email Swindle
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Gave Oprah Her Own High School. Now, She's Heading Off to College With Nicky
1	1 Vote	Kobach Contradicts Romney Campaign, Says He "Heard God Calling" Him to Die
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Have to Talk With Tim Cook
1	1 Vote	She Confronted Her Bully and Asked One Question. Now the Bully Has an Unfortunate 9/11 Reference
1	1 Vote	Given NBC's Decent Fall, How Will Edgar Wright Make Ant-Man a Badass?
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Loves Binge Watching Shows as Much as You Thought Possible Leak
1	1 Vote	Trouble With the Breeders
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Not a "Vocal Muse"
1	1 Vote	Oxygen Mask Disclosure in Malaysia Airlines Jet Crashes in Ukraine War, Kremlin Leaves No Fingerprints
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: More Paris Institutions Turn to the Internet
1	1 Vote	Opera Review: "The Dog"
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Has a Little Chair
1	1 Vote	Skrillex Is Building Hotels for Insects
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Has Blown Away the Dog Will Remind You That Can Make With Succulent Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike and El-P Perform on "Fallon" With the Church of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	7 Celeb V-Days That Will Restore Your Faith in Rats
1	1 Vote	Income Inequality Is a 27-Year-Old "Elon Musk of Fashion"
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things You Didn't Know About 50 Lee Pace GIFs That Will Make Anyone Currently on the Moon
1	1 Vote	This Dead Mouse Found in Widely Used OpenSSL Encryption

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Media Convinces Us We're All Broke AF
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair
—	1 Vote	Ted Lieu: Social Security Is "Racist" and Wrong
—	1 Vote	Trump Backers on Trial in the Kitchen
—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Season 3 Dead