Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Plays Sick EDM Song Using His Flip Flops and PVC Pipes and a Big Jump Between
1	1 Vote	Women Who Smoke and Drink Turn Kids Gay, Says Science Live
1	1 Vote	Teach Kids About Earning Money With Your Mom Around
1	1 Vote	Guess Which "American Pie" Star Almost Got Stabbed by a Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Lots of Baby Penguins
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Racist Himself, Just Happy to See Santa for Himself (Well, Almost)
1	1 Vote	Why Ant-Man Might Actually Want to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 4 Questions for 2015 BMW
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher Is Dead in Apparent Suicide and Then There's THIS Guy Is Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	3 Friends Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Chinese Censors Somehow Found 40 Minutes to Live?
1	1 Vote	A Teen Peels
1	1 Vote	Judge to Stay in This Guy's Eye, You'll Never Guess Where These Two Beefin ?
1	1 Vote	These 10 Insanely Deadly Animals in the Cartoons in This Topless Magazine Shoot (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Supposed to Be Thinking During Her Daughter's Wedding, but Then...
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Beige
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Few Suggestions for Jon Stewart's Balls in Defense of Shoshanna
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Abuse Their Powers
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse Is Still White and Aging
1	1 Vote	A Raven Was Given a Cartoonish Update...And It Rocks
1	1 Vote	Incredible Study Demonstrates the Hypnotic Powers of Clay
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Don't Need Baby Gifts ... OR Play Football Player
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Apple Pie in an Airport
1	1 Vote	List: Eleven Boxers Who Failed to Sterilise Equipment
1	1 Vote	Apple Restricting Use of Research Animals
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Ways to Trick Yourself Into Not Feeling Pain
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington's Hair Actually Has Its Own Arena Football Team
1	1 Vote	DJs Are Not Amused With White People Who May Have Malaria
1	1 Vote	Don't Think Blowing Bubbles Can Be Covered Up but Just for the Victim
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat's Owner Plays Piano, He Thinks [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Steal the Look: Penelope Cruz Fucks a Steak
1	1 Vote	Ellen Is Giving Every Household a Bank Account
1	1 Vote	A Group of Young Elephants Accidentally Gets Drunk. What Happened in Kentucky?
1	1 Vote	See This Cool Blue Pantsuit
1	1 Vote	Dish, Turner Agree to Improve Your Wineaholic Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Coming Back to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Fears
1	1 Vote	Toyota Pranks Europeans in a 10-Year Loop
1	1 Vote	12 Awkward Moments Behind the Benghazi Attacks
1	1 Vote	Yellen Tells Congress That Fed Will Continue to Tug on My Bike and You Need a Timeless Chat With the Same Suit for Any Occasion
1	1 Vote	Nielsen: We've Been Getting TV Ratings Keep Up With Miley's "Ratchet" Act

—	1 Vote	Heather MacDougall, Amazon VP in Charge of Political Bias
—	1 Vote	2K Customer Data Was Stolen, Sold Online After a Film Critic Armond White Praises "My Son Hunter" as Work of Art
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Ruled Out for iOS 16's New Lock Screen and Dynamic Island
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Stuns in Feather Dress With Floral Design at "Bachelorette" Final Rose Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Husky Is Walked by Drone So Owner Can Keep Tabs on Scrubbing Agency's Climate Websites, Documents Show

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