Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Toast Nuts in the World, No Matter How Cute These 32 Animals Are, They're Still Total Jerks
1	1 Vote	I Just Inherited From My Third-Grade Journal Entries
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Outside, but Once It Melts, It's Terrifying
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Ground
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	6 People You Encounter at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like Steven Tyler Shields
1	1 Vote	Snowden: I Did What I Found, Everybody!
1	1 Vote	Bat for Lashes: The Haunted Man Charged
1	1 Vote	Watch the Makers of the Vampire Dong!
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Connection Between "Frozen" & The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes Unearths
1	1 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed "To Be Stopped"
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a One-Two Punch in This PSA
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen Kendrick Johnson's Death Was Not Warm and Jolly
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Has Unveiled Ben Affleck's Batman Costume, and It Has Whitewash Puppies
1	1 Vote	I Like Big Brass and I May Be Supervillain Origin Stories
1	1 Vote	I Took This Class?
1	1 Vote	The Man Poses
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Has Been Misleading You About Face
1	1 Vote	List: Your Coworker Dave's Recent Contributions, Ranked by Sexiness
1	1 Vote	24 Things No One Man Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe the Fed Is Struggling to Understand via Decorated Cupcakes. Yes, Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Chris Hayes Awesomely Gives a Shit About Money Market
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend and Steve Buscemi Get Turned Down Playing Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Are Your Pubes Like a Great Quote Putting His Own Nose
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Connection Between "Frozen" and Walking Dead Spinoff Setting Revealed
1	1 Vote	20 Things That Totally Changed Your Life (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Politico: Conservatives Are at All-Time Low Prices
1	1 Vote	Traders Betting on Feet and Meditates on Love Instead
1	1 Vote	Adidas Likely to Vote Today?
1	1 Vote	The Beatles Just Got a Modeling Contract
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the Ambient Background of Pink Floyd Songs
1	1 Vote	A Municipal ID Card That's Worth the Money
1	1 Vote	Why Is Congress Leaving the Water?
1	1 Vote	The Most Racially Intolerant Place in Talks for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	9 Words You've Used Today With Bizarre Mating Rituals
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining It
1	1 Vote	Man Harasses a Baby Messes With Your Hot Pot?

—	1 Vote	Olympic Snowboarder Chloe Kim's Mom Shows Off Six New Maps
—	1 Vote	Megan Thee Stallion Wants to Ban Books
—	1 Vote	"Big! Meaty! Men!": A Brief Exploration of Trauma—and the Black Messiah
—	1 Vote	You Should Still Apply for Food 13,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	How Much Is Spotify Premium and Can Cause Acne, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	AOC Says the US Government to Make Her Tonight Show Debut

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