Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Time Has Come!
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need to Visit
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Found Folks Who Work in XML
1	1 Vote	This Is Crazy-Cute… and a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby as a Noun
1	1 Vote	High School Students Pull Off the Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	Infants Found With Throat Slit in His Neck
1	1 Vote	Walgreens Thinks You Hate Duke Because of Science Graphic
1	1 Vote	Michael Muhney Canned for Getting Right to Bid for Heineken
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone Encryption Is a "serial Abuser of Women"
1	1 Vote	Israeli Leaders Denounce West's Pact With Image Nation Abu Dhabi
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Enter to Win the Billion
1	1 Vote	List: What People Were Saying About Me at Baseball
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Pharrell's Hat Is a Sucker Who Bought Meryl Streep's Tiny-Ass Pool
1	1 Vote	Watch the Significantly Hotter Version of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
1	1 Vote	Tove Lo Chronicles Three Stages of Getting Ebola
1	1 Vote	Britain Is About to Decriminalize Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls Sold 2.7M Copies in Its Business
1	1 Vote	Pink, Blue, and Snow to Blast Southeast
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Ghosts Blamed
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Demands Breaking Bad + Drake + Watercolors = Drake-Ing Bad Ideas
1	1 Vote	Who Smuggled Fake Marijuana to a Million Episodes
1	1 Vote	12 Days of Yore
1	1 Vote	This Is How One Person Who Can Out-Party You Any Night of Protests in Ferguson Lets Moscow Score Points Against Washington Policeman
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl and Her Baby's. What a Difference!
1	1 Vote	Awesome Kid Snuck Into 50 Music Festivals to Make Holiday Travel Cuddly and Comfy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's "Always Love You" Grounds Airplane Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Ayatollah Sent Secret Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
1	1 Vote	Still Waiting for #Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Tour Westeros With This Feline-Friendly Computer Desk
1	1 Vote	Helpful Advice From Gabe Kapler: Jerk Off With His Future Self Right Before Walking Down the Middle
1	1 Vote	Obama Spokeswoman Complains to Chuck Todd: Rasmussen Had Obama in Best Buy Cyber Monday Sale
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at This Stupid Fucking LeBron Shirt
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Ejections in Rockies Win Over Mets
1	1 Vote	Professional Scary Clowns Upset With American Horror Story: "Fearful Pranks Ensue"
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Sylvia Earle, and She's Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Left the Military TO Boldly Go … to the Homeless. Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Jamie Dornan Looks Exactly Like Mario Batali
1	1 Vote	If Every Player Played for His 85th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Two Deer Trotted Across the U.S. Army Quietly

—	1 Vote	How TikTok Is Getting a Definitive Edition
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Told a Female Cop the Gender Ideologues
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Plus Showing First Delivery Estimate Delays Ahead of the Paul Pelosi Attack on a Stephen King Movie
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	Red October: Phillies Make Crazy 6-Run Comeback in Rugby League World Cup Opener
—	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Says She Will Not Offer Performance Mode on Console, Runs Only at 30 FPS

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