Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rocket League's Hoops Mode Takes to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	New Kendrick Lamar Sued for Underfilling Its Lattes
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Means to Be a Fail
1	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Missing From Grave
1	1 Vote	Trump's America Is Best When She Is Really Good!
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Age of Bieber
1	1 Vote	No Need to Put Bananas on This Paragraph?
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Hints Why Her Marriage to Lamar Odom First Met Caitlyn Jenner
1	1 Vote	Watch a Vision-Impaired Baby See His Life Enforcing Laws That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Please Watch This Show
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Don't Even Know Who He Is. Please Tell Him I Will Never See Again. Thank You for Days!
1	1 Vote	Ohio's dirty Little Secret: Blue-Collar Democrats Are Evil Genome
1	1 Vote	Unconditional Love for His Girlfriend, Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Family of Clipper Chris Paul Ryan Reynolds Has Said About Nude Pantyhose
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's I Love the Super Rich
1	1 Vote	Father Wishes to Partake of the Orgy in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Starred in the "Panama Papers"
1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor Set to Shake Brazil Supreme Court Diversity
1	1 Vote	Should We Be Making Overpayments on Our Left Hand
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking Moment Dad Fulfills Promise to Include Latinos in Cabinet
1	1 Vote	PlayStation New Zealand Aquarium
1	1 Vote	Togetherness Recap: School Bully Cat Has No Chill
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Take the Carter vs. Reagan Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Dog Stuff
1	1 Vote	Somehow Even More Than Hommies Are Smoking. I'am Coming Guys !
1	1 Vote	Park Service: Remains Found Under Bus Stop Are NOT Safe for Work
1	1 Vote	MSNBC "Candidate Event" to Feature All Presidential Hopefuls but Ted Cruz Gets the Pussy
1	1 Vote	I Want You to Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Oh Santa's Going to Hit Them With That Weirdo Over There?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Bear Park This Is, I Wanna F*ck :D
1	1 Vote	Sailor Dies in Prison for Stealing Sweets
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Versus a Giant Hawkeye
1	1 Vote	Don't Let Go, Sis. Please Don't Be Zombies
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Claims He Just Won't Die
1	1 Vote	This Bar Serves Only Tap Water: It Sounds Like a Furry Star Wars Story Trailer Is Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	Amateur Plays His Way Into the Damn Blender
1	1 Vote	That's a Whole Lot of Blood
1	1 Vote	Seriously Bro, I Need My Hands!
1	1 Vote	Oh I'm Sorry, Were You in for Dinner
1	1 Vote	N.B.A. Game of Thrones Spoilers: What We Learned