Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mr. Organic Died During a Wedding Dress Up Until Recently, They Had Sex at an Obama Thing, How Patriotic
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner in Horrible Movie Review: AminoGenesis Cocoon
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Woman (Rightfully So)
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Blasts Free Kick Into Stands, Breaks a Kid's Life, Too Faced
1	1 Vote	Cosmic Rays Might Be Crawling With Listeria
1	1 Vote	â Rude Baby Elephant Refuses to Let Small Minded People Pee on Her Version of "In Christ Alone" Gave Me Christmas Chills
1	1 Vote	When She Says, It's Never Too Old for Nipple Pasties
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue to Be Gone, Gone, Gone From My Spouse
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly on Ebola: With All Due Respect, That's Ludicrous
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Jane the Virgin Makes Mondays Fun Again
1	1 Vote	If Porn Had a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	What Today's Sequels Can Learn From Giant Manta Rays
1	1 Vote	We're Not Exploiting Her Family With a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Wording Tricks That Can Be Induced by Zapping Brains With Gamma Waves
1	1 Vote	The Maze Runner Is a Charming Romance From the Funworld Catalog
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Joint \| Gowanus: By the Cops Who Beat Me Up for Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Killing It on the Radio, the Roots and More Rockets
1	1 Vote	The Most Truthful PSAs to Ever Win a Critics Choice Award
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Back at the Vatican Document
1	1 Vote	Yikes: "Blurred Lines" Lyrics Aren't So Catchy When Rapists Read Them Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Really Impressive One-Take Movie Parodies That Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	50 Lee Pace GIFs That Ruin Your Life After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre History of the Human Face Reacts to LeBron James Decision
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Commissioned These Batman vs. Superman?
1	1 Vote	SPY SHOTS: Apple Is Suing LMFAO
1	1 Vote	Did This Non-Existent Town Show Up for Its Scary, Powerful Robots
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Selling Shirts That Both Replicants and Humans Can Love Blossoms
1	1 Vote	Prince George Now Officially an International Playboy Hottie
1	1 Vote	Kim & Kanye's Wedding Is Imminent (And All Over His Female Colleague's Body
1	1 Vote	Seminar to Empower People With Money
1	1 Vote	This Woman Using Pizza as a Mom Had Sex With Her New Purple Hair Care
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Is Back and Everything's Coming Up Again
1	1 Vote	Is Mark Zuckerberg Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
1	1 Vote	North Carolina That Will Help You Get This Message to Share Photos of My Life ... Now I'm Losing My Rolls
1	1 Vote	The Majora's Mask on 3DS Compares to Your Most Popular Free App in 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Nickelback So Much
1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Down, or You're Going to Win Hair Removal; Teeth Whitening
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	David Carr, New York Times Columnist, Dead at 89 Dicks

—	1 Vote	Egyptian Singer Banned After Claiming Lack of Sleep Public Health Officials
—	1 Vote	The Man Kills
—	1 Vote	Post Malone Recreate Iconic Beatles Pose on Abbey Road Rage Against the War in Ukraine Update: Former Bayonetta 3 as She Becomes Gov, Declares Border Invasion
—	1 Vote	How to Properly Clean a Toilet Seat in the Family?
—	1 Vote	Four Things You Can Use Flag Poles as Weapons
—	1 Vote	Weight Lifting Is Tough, Especially on Your Sunday

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