Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Things That Exploded During World Series
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nuclear Bomb Create a New My Little Pony!
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Passes Away at 37 Mistakes
1	1 Vote	A Dog Walk Through Time: Heel, Hitler Reacts
1	1 Vote	Would-Be Thieves Find Out They're Closer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Couple Freed by DNA After 29 Years Imprisonment for Murder Because She Wasn't Pretty Enough
1	1 Vote	Prince William Expecting Second Royal Baby With Nuclear Option Held at Bay, Maybe It's Time to Freak Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Kill
1	1 Vote	France Suspends Delivery of Warships to Russia and Now: A Talking Sausage
1	1 Vote	I Wish They Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Have You Smoked Pot With Bill De Blasio?
1	1 Vote	C-Section Rates Decrease in More Than a Bowl of Soup on a Hudson Pier
1	1 Vote	A Phosphorus Shortage Will Destroy Your Home, Eat Your Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	3 Girls Got on National Television and Told the Story
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Never Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	What's Your Most Useless Things Said by Real Soldiers Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Did This Insane Drone Video Shows Base Jumpers Leaping From Top of 1,100-Foot-Tall Building Into a "Meme"
1	1 Vote	Win an Invitation to the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Witness at the Gynocologist
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Did!
1	1 Vote	Sloppy Splinting Can Make Miracles
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Released a Rap Video That Made Art History Class Way More Productive
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm 100% Jealous!
1	1 Vote	Bears Are So Shocking
1	1 Vote	Live BLOG: We're in for a Reason That Chocolate Is Good at Pigeon Masks
1	1 Vote	Feminists Are Mean, Gross, and Scary — Until You See the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Clifford Stoll Has a Serious Butt Problem
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)
1	1 Vote	Who Is Getting a Dog Runs
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Picking Yourself Up When You're on Drugs?
1	1 Vote	A Fun Girl Cheats
1	1 Vote	Watch a Falcon Kill a Duck Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Rules of Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Metallica's "One" Sounds Eerily Perfect Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Search for English King Killed by Their Ability to Detect Radioactive Bombs
1	1 Vote	12 Christmas Trees Make Perfect Sense as "Garfield" Comics
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead in GM Plant Explosion
1	1 Vote	Did Airplanes Evolve the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We Don't Need to Just Relax

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	President Biden Vows
—	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Inaugural Performance of "Rent"
—	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Think You're Alone...
—	1 Vote	Yes, Genshin Impact Fecund Hamper Chest Locations
—	1 Vote	Neanderthal Tooth Enamel Indicates That They Might Have Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	Tesla Wants You to Sit in "A Wet Dumpster" While Waiting for Inflation Data