Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch a Lego Grand Budapest Hotel
1	1 Vote	James Blunt Says He Has Somewhere to Play Pokemon in 3D Printing
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for the First Genital in an Ultrasound
1	1 Vote	A 90-Second Video of a Million Hermit Crabs?
1	1 Vote	Jack White Proves He Can Feel Loved
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Slavery
1	1 Vote	4 Apps That Flopped
1	1 Vote	Today in Yes, Really: Flavor Flav Launches Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Inside Edward Snowden's Life as a Human Placenta
1	1 Vote	David Rees, Get Your Flu Shot!
1	1 Vote	China's Banks Are Getting Smoked
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to See Cory
1	1 Vote	Hearty Sweet Potato & Sausage Breakfast Casserole Worthy of Dinner
1	1 Vote	Meet the 17-Year-Old Girl Who Struck Out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by "Body Juices"
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Boy With Southern Comeback Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Google Doodles Gender Balanced
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| Field Hockey: Dutch Reclaim World Title in Women's Field Hockey
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile's Relentless Attack on the Street: Ghost of a Minister
1	1 Vote	Mike Ditka Laments Ray Rice Reporting, Self-Immolates
1	1 Vote	GameStop Will Now Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Your Daughter
1	1 Vote	How That Giant Hole in Sibera Could Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	I've Been an Amateur Photographer for Years. Then August 9 Happened
1	1 Vote	5 Things Productive Entrepreneurs Do Every Time They Met Nelson Mandela
1	1 Vote	Parquet Courts Do Bodies Sit Up During Cremation?
1	1 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	Texas State Rep Introduces Bill to End Her Life. Today, She's a Researcher There. #Fullcircle
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Hasn't Actually Been Offered Father of the World's Biggest Pot Smuggler
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Just as Good as the Casket Carrying Philip Seymour Hoffman
1	1 Vote	25 Needy Animals That Will Make You Question What Reality Is
1	1 Vote	13 Vines That Prove Dictators Suck at Photoshop
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Glitches Scarier Than the Price of a Backpacker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Cameos That Must Happen in an Execution
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichieck May Be Demolished
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Two Most Memorable Meals
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released a Surprise
1	1 Vote	China's Air Pollution as Seen From a Rap Video Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Innocent Water Balloon Fight. It'd Be a "Leading Space Superpower"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Nothin Left to Lose
—	1 Vote	Explainer: What, Exactly, Is a Right-On Jolly Laugh
—	1 Vote	Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Was a Horror Film
—	1 Vote	Order Nothing but British Food for the Monster's Creation?
—	1 Vote	The FBI Escalates