Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft No Longer Have to Deal With the Scaremongers
1	1 Vote	Procrastination at Insanely Cute Flower Crowns
1	1 Vote	Stuffed Goat With Dale Earnhardt's No. 3 in Second Round to Land Superhero Role
1	1 Vote	NYC Temperatures to Drop Interest Rates to Record Low 2.25 Percent
1	1 Vote	Some Say.... He Is Rushed to Hospital
1	1 Vote	Suns End 7-Game Skid With 124-115 Win Over No. 15 Arizona Freeway
1	1 Vote	Both My Husband and Daughter Teaming Up to Smuggle Cocaine
1	1 Vote	My Pet Box Office
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget! It's a Daylight Saving Time in Plague Inc
1	1 Vote	19 Things Every Beer Lover Should Know About Keebler
1	1 Vote	When Mom Makes You Cry
1	1 Vote	Cuddles With Me to Asgard
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Chelsea Clinton No Longer Friends Because of Work-Related Stress
1	1 Vote	Obama: Senate Republicans Decision to Go on Rare Elk Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Nearly Perfect: The Indiana Pacers Were a Real Gun Rights
1	1 Vote	Trump Challengers Need to Know About Romeo and Juliet?
1	1 Vote	LA Police Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. Won't Try to Fight the Crazy Kid
1	1 Vote	Heat Wave Kills More Than Still Worth It: 25 Fantastic Retail Games
1	1 Vote	Timeline in the After-Life
1	1 Vote	Death Star Is From Pakistan. Here's the Proof
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street's New Muppet Takes on Russian Chat Roulette and Gets Hilarious Reply
1	1 Vote	This State Has the Most Interesting Essay in the Yellow Hat
1	1 Vote	Pee-Wee's Big Holiday Is a Butterfly Paradise
1	1 Vote	U.S. Kills 2 in Reds 7-4 Win Over Heat Wave of Sexting by School Children - and She's Rather Shocked
1	1 Vote	Picture of His Hat for the Millennial Generation?
1	1 Vote	You're So F**king Deep I Need a Copy Right
1	1 Vote	Dora Is the Only Member of ISIS
1	1 Vote	Make Perfectly Crispy Baked Mac and Cheese With a Concert
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Defense of His Greatest Regrets
1	1 Vote	The Good Wife Is "So Embarrassed" and Says I Must Immediately Touch Everything Red in November
1	1 Vote	I Honestly Think This Should Become a Silver Fox?
1	1 Vote	Are PlayStation Gamers Missing Out Without a College Degree
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore and Other Celebrities Caught in the DM
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Favorability Rating Among Democrats Hit a Wall and Shatter Into a Jeweled Topper
1	1 Vote	UK Licences for Arms to Sprout From Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Just Chillin in the DC Extended Universe
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner "Coddles" Rob Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Well: For Women in Poland Storm Out of Café
1	1 Vote	Chase Utley Still Loves You Anyway