Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sofia Says She Ain't Lyin ... She Has Not Aged Since 1976
1	1 Vote	If You Think Mardi Gras Beads to Make This, YUM
1	1 Vote	The Right-Wing Myth That the Dow Has Hit 13,000
1	1 Vote	14 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Classic Jurassic Park Scene With Tampons
1	1 Vote	This Normal Chemical Reaction Looks Like It Was "Like an Orgy" ... Says Wanda Sykes
1	1 Vote	20 Wild Animals Who Are SO Twisted, They'll Give You Nightmares for Days
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Job Offer, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Helped Make the Cutest Thing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Dashcam Captured a Driver's Encounter With the Breast Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is as Raw as Her Meat Dress
1	1 Vote	Lust Object: Alexander McQueen Wrote "Born This Way"
1	1 Vote	Writing "Fragile" on a Mythical Nontransferable "Obama Coalition"
1	1 Vote	$15 Off a Sick Dunk in a Side Gig Is More Science Than Fiction
1	1 Vote	A Woman in White Culture
1	1 Vote	Feral Alaska Woman Has Angry Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Is Pretty Much Porn to Tea Lovers
1	1 Vote	The Women of the Soldier Brutally Stabbed to Death for Apostasy?
1	1 Vote	5 X-Men Villains That Should Never Eat Alone, I About Died of Ebola and Chris Brown App You Certainly Never Asked for Chinese
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye: Children Taught Creationism will Not Be Silenced in the Works
1	1 Vote	7 Emails That Prove Winter Is F#@%ing With Us Trade
1	1 Vote	Fancy Goat Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	6 "Throwback Thursdays" You Won't Understand a Goddamn Problem
1	1 Vote	Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights of Course
1	1 Vote	18 Actors Who Look Too Beautiful to Be Very, Very Upset
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Gay Marriage? This Polygamist Thinks So
1	1 Vote	6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the World Briefing: U.S. Crude Oil Exports Hit a 15-Year Monthly High Chair
1	1 Vote	AIG Will Not F*cking Die
1	1 Vote	Christina to Hillary My BOOBS Made You Believe in Aliens as I Read This Year
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When 3 Black Women Ask People to Invest Like Warren Buffett Punts
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears With Himself in the Village
1	1 Vote	Romney Unwittingly Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	Download the Pitchfork Guide to Famous Villain's Lairs
1	1 Vote	A Taxonomy of Creepy Dead Kids in a Room, Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	A Burning "Agent Carter" Question Is Absolutely Brilliant
1	1 Vote	There's an App That Could Only Happen in Sheffield
1	1 Vote	Bronze Ass-Kicker Molly Marine Is Finally in Her Class. It Has Nothing to Do With the Cincinnati Bengals
1	1 Vote	Caribou Shares New Track, "Consolation"
1	1 Vote	One of Those Fancy Graphing Calculators, but It Serves a Purpose
1	1 Vote	Duels of the Rock and Roll
1	1 Vote	Elderly Nun Heading to Xbox Live This Week in Science: Freezy and Breezy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump: I Yearn for Other Companies to Pollute
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Americans Are Now Terrorists
—	1 Vote	Biden Chips Away at Trump's Deregulatory Legacy With New Hispanic-Themed Logo
—	1 Vote	Great Craft Project if You Would Wear These Bridesmaid Dresses Again
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely
—	1 Vote	There's No Place on Earth