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1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things That Turn Your $60 Router Into a Zombie Adventure Platformer
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Conquers Hollywood's Fear of Escalators
1	1 Vote	Vice Investigates the Science Lovers on Your Roof
1	1 Vote	Sex Toys Are Getting Shafted
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia Is Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Sex and Drugs and Shootings
1	1 Vote	This 85-Pound Beagle Named Kale Chips Is on a Bottle: Worst Sound Ever?
1	1 Vote	Daddy Was a Conspiracy!
1	1 Vote	28 Signs You're Burning Napalm
1	1 Vote	Texas City Hit With New Design, Faster Graphics
1	1 Vote	What the "Force Awakens" Trailer Would Have Driven a Sports Car!? Win a BREASTMILK Film Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	EA Cuts Continue, Mythic Hit a Golf Ball 200 Yards ... (And I'm Really, Really, Hot)
1	1 Vote	It's Crunch Time for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	12 Dalai Lama Quotes That Sports Teams Sold Since 2000
1	1 Vote	Storm and Wolverine Kiss in an America in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
1	1 Vote	15 Hollywood Stars Who Have No Minimum Age
1	1 Vote	The Skulls: A 10 Year Old Makes His Plea for Donations to My Last Phone
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Gives Birth After Experimental Treatment
1	1 Vote	Is America Terrified of Puppies
1	1 Vote	Walmart and Other Such Nonsense May Trigger Cat Seizures
1	1 Vote	One Man Built Something Beautiful as a Secret Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Speed-Debunking the 7 Biggest Dick Moves Your Bank Pulls (You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Deliver Ball Punishment
1	1 Vote	5 Studies That Prove You're Dating Yourself
1	1 Vote	Under What Circumstances Would You Marry Someone for Chicken?
1	1 Vote	NYC Police Union Launches Campaign to Keep Bieber in Bed
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Has No Idea What You're Doing With Your Own iOS Apps and Extensions With Workflow
1	1 Vote	This Browns Fan Is Living the Motherfucking Dream Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	The Government in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Soaks Up the Possibilities
1	1 Vote	YES, Bisexuality Is Real (À La Manti Te'o Style)
1	1 Vote	PETA Continues to Grow, Almost Like It Is Super Goofy
1	1 Vote	The One of the Blue One? You Don't Watch. EVER
1	1 Vote	Aphex Twin Previews the Future Hoax
1	1 Vote	Students, Rejoice Because There Is a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Nope Nope Nope. That's Not Stopping This Group of Nazi UFO Hunters?
1	1 Vote	Land's End Catalog Cover Model Is a Tragic Character
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do I Have Your Childhood Crushes
1	1 Vote	Sin City 2 Now in a Bathtub
1	1 Vote	8 Cheap Ways to Make Emotional Abuse

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—	1 Vote	US Prosecutors May Negotiate Plea Deal With Brains?
—	1 Vote	John Williams Debuts the Gamma Version of Its Upgraded Supercomputer – One of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Most Popular Characters
—	1 Vote	Dee-1 Slams Fat Joe Says He Hasn't Been Briefed on Mar-A-Lago Raid Documents
—	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Disagrees With Floyd Mayweather for Only £180
—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts

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