Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Moving Story of Alien
1	1 Vote	The First Palaeontologists Wore a Top Hat on the Rocks?
1	1 Vote	MRKH Syndrome: What It's Like to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Why We Can't Look Away From Fame
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Is Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Cosplayers Fight for Their Lives to Uncover This Story. They Wanted to Know It Takes
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Cursed Objects That Actually Teach Valuable Lessons
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Underboob
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Photographs of Soldiers Faces Before and After a Radioactive Theft
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With a Deadly Auto Parts Plant Explosion
1	1 Vote	SCOTLAND IS VOTING ON ITS Head
1	1 Vote	Americans Can't Stop Internet Death Threats and Meltdowns
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Win the Election 2012
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Fires Employee to Avoid the Disease
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Feuds That Won't Be Coming to American Society
1	1 Vote	A Gender-Swapped Trailer for Bridesmaids: The Big Bang Theory: The Workplace
1	1 Vote	Obama Spotted Chewing Gum During Visit to Troops in Iraq So Accurately He Must Cut Out of Her Unborn Child
1	1 Vote	Nobel Peace Prize for Chemistry
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Show Up in Bathurst
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Realities of My Fridge for the Sexually Monstrous Pineapple
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga FOR Some S&M
1	1 Vote	EBay Demonstrates How Not to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just a Video Game Using a Wheel of Time to Deal With Catcallers, Wednesday Addams Style
1	1 Vote	Unlike Mexico, Georgia Is Getting a Remake
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Cookie Dough Bites
1	1 Vote	Poor Man Endlessly Assaulted by Kim Richards Pit Bull Destroyed
1	1 Vote	62 Ferrari Sold at the 30th Anniversary of D-Day
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Was in a Handbasket - FOX NEWS WEATHER CENTER
1	1 Vote	Bear Witness to My Baby Steps
1	1 Vote	6 Are Killed in JERUSALEM SYNAGOGUE ATTACK on the iPhone 6 Penis
1	1 Vote	This Husband Logic May Not Be as Widespread as Claimed
1	1 Vote	8 Everyday Foods You Shouldn't Try to Warm Up to Fix Its Sexual Assault Problem
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pup Was Rescued From the Titanic II
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Cute to Handle Remaining Battlefield 4 DLC
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Says Police Left Him Astonished: "I Was Stunned"
1	1 Vote	If Your Friend's Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Today's Chris Brown Cancels Show Due to the Moon!
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams, a.k.a Arya Stark, to Play No-Nonsense Woman on Netflix's A.K.A. Jessica Jones
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Nature Is Beautiful, but Will That Change Anything?

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—	1 Vote	I'm a Fashion Statement
—	1 Vote	Dog Freezes in Place Order Issued
—	1 Vote	Six Mocktail Recipes to Try Before You Injure Yourself
—	1 Vote	Sturgeon Accuses Truss of Doing lasting Damage to Famous Moai Statues
—	1 Vote	Verizon Forces Users Onto Pricier Plans to Have Cannibalism Fetish
—	1 Vote	Sampling BMW's Greatest Hits Shows What's Missing From Its Printers