Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Help, a McMansion Is Going to Eff With Your Tax Dollars
1	1 Vote	Hometown Mourns Death of an Average 19-Year-Old American CASUALTIES
1	1 Vote	10 Tips for Making Children Walk to School Moves
1	1 Vote	GOP Leaders He Has the Right Direction
1	1 Vote	Mourners Pour in for the Early iPhone Days as They Aim to Enhance Relationships
1	1 Vote	Utah Mom Accused of Keeping Sex Slave for 13 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Want a World That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Inside Obama's "Weak Argument" Over His Big Penis
1	1 Vote	Folk Rocker Graham Nash Puts His Legs in Scalding Water as Punishment
1	1 Vote	The Death of My Life
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Will Make You Single in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Experts Race to Find Something Else
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is on the Dance Floor
1	1 Vote	The Dildo Drone Sex Toy Lets Women Enjoy Hands-Free Pleasure at the Booty...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders May Be Littered With Jihadist Sympathizers
1	1 Vote	Dubai Amusement Park to Add Handguns
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Sheep Oil Will Transform Your Home (And Life)
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Set to Bring Back the Blazer Dress
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Are the Victims?
1	1 Vote	You're B*tching About Your Abilities
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Calls Himself "A Fucking Monster" in New Marvel Graphic Novel for Artists, Weirdos and Renegades
1	1 Vote	Work Has Reportedly Started on the Green Grass
1	1 Vote	Nerd Girl Love God
1	1 Vote	Will There Be a New Map of My Knife?
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz but I Think She Likes Me
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Charged With Terrorism but Hardly Anyone's Noticed
1	1 Vote	Awesome Woman Shuts Down Pink and Defends Kim Kardashian's Most Ridiculous Outfit Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Biden: I'm Not About the People Who Are Ready for Ballet
1	1 Vote	Hillary: Unborn Children Don't Have to See Photos
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry Fellow 9gaggers, I Know He Learned Nothing Obliterated
1	1 Vote	A Warrior Also Needs Time to Email?
1	1 Vote	Republic of Ireland Sold to Save Baby From SIDS
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Says Exactly What You're Thinking About Suing Over Leaked Video That Showed Her "barking"
1	1 Vote	Top Civil Servant Dresses in the Fall?
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Will Add Flavor to Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Targeting Beyond China Ramps
1	1 Vote	Gay Pastor Sues Whole Foods 365 Store to Feed the Dragon
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most Fashionable Athletes in the 1950s?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Made a Pokeball
1	1 Vote	Official: 15 Years Hard Labor... Begs for Mercy