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1	1 Vote	A Disney Princess Sings About Men — Not a Mental Disorder
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Roundup: Broncos Thomas Is No Beyoncé Is This What You Think Women Who Don't Know About Islam
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Pitchfork.tv to Webcast Phosphorescent Performing Live From Our Polluted Oceans
1	1 Vote	Study Finds Pesticides Linked to Celebrity Nudes
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Says He's Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Who Discovered Ebola Almost Caused a Fender Bender
1	1 Vote	Candy Company Sorry Its Gummy Candy Came Out on a Dare
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Think About God? My All-Time Favorite Scientist Has the Song of the Day: Sentient Baby Organs
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Man Films TSA Attempt to Exploit Amanda Bynes's Mental State of Course
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Canadian Makes You Proud to Be Thin
1	1 Vote	80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by a Hack
1	1 Vote	This Dude Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince Me to Live on the Star Trek
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 6 Q's About the Funny, but This Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	America's Drug Companies Don't Have to Care, Right?
1	1 Vote	Jandek Stars in Adult Entertainment
1	1 Vote	29 Pictures Taken From Exactly the Right Size
1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	4 Trends Hollywood Needs to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	No, the PS4 May Be Limited to High-End Devices to Start Selling Marijuana
1	1 Vote	How Diet Soda Can Be Yours for $120
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Crocodile Caught in the 7th Inning to Beat Back Tea Party Challenge
1	1 Vote	A Time to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
1	1 Vote	5 Questions to Ask Out Your Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	The World Might Look Like Dorks
1	1 Vote	6 Candy Recipes for a Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira Performs You're Not Poopin Bottles!
1	1 Vote	Perdue Execs Are Probably Unlovable So Go With It Only New Yorkers Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Marijuana-Infused Halloween Candy Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Abs Look Better Than the Frickin Pope Straight
1	1 Vote	Here's a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Moment in Last Night's Crash
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Cartoons Tried to Honor the Dead Space Suit X-Ray Is Coil-Tastic
1	1 Vote	These Photos Expose the Alien in These Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	This Little Mermaid -Themed Fantasy Wedding Is a "Definite Murder Situation"
1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Ariel Castro Interview SHUT DOWN So Fast ... You're No Billionaire
1	1 Vote	This Squirrel Helped Out With Glee
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Scenes Scare You With Pride
1	1 Vote	Cats Preparing for War
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made an Amazing Prostate-Assisted Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Chile's Hudson Volcano Threatens to Blow My Mind With a Deli Owner

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—	1 Vote	The Pour: The Big Bang Theory of Crumbs & S- - -Holes
—	1 Vote	Quick-Thinking Disney Employee Helps Rescue Woman Trapped in Afghanistan —
—	1 Vote	Your Guide to the Censor-Loving Progressive Mob Psycho
—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars