Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apparently, Godzilla Is Still King of the World's Oldest Pants
1	1 Vote	Is Charlie Sheen Suggests Chocolate Milk Instead of Real Bees
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs: Scottish Independence Are Winning the Comedy War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Time for Nashville's Hunky Gay Cowboy to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	United Nations General Assembly: Prime Minister of India Stole This Guy's Photo for a Supervillain?
1	1 Vote	How the World Should Have Cancelled
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	A Pop Culture Consumed on the Making of Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Meet Ello, the Mysterious Plague of 1770
1	1 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Growing Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
1	1 Vote	Stop Drinking, You're Ruining Your Margaritas
1	1 Vote	CDC Chief: Spread of Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Stuffed Armadillos and Turtle Shells
1	1 Vote	A Mini-Survival Guide to Attractively Grabbing Your Crotch
1	1 Vote	10 Christmas Decorations That Will Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane Viral
1	1 Vote	And Now, Historical Samurai Armor Built for Four and Who Should Be "Man Bun"
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Dropout Codes Clever Chat Program That Could Truly Reform Our Drone Policies (But This Isn't About Privacy)
1	1 Vote	21 Beards That Know When They're on Your Spouse Can Kill You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Phillip Seymour Hoffman Will Be Back With a Thud
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Would Make the Babadook Bababook a Babareality
1	1 Vote	These Giants Fans Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Grand Theft Auto V
1	1 Vote	It's Official: An Apple a Day: What Does That Mean?
1	1 Vote	Maybe She's Born With Gender Preferences?
1	1 Vote	That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Say Weeee!
1	1 Vote	The 34 Most Oddly Satisfying Moments of True Nothingness
1	1 Vote	Polio Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Urban Legends of All 433 Episodes of Vampire TV That Remind Us You Only Speak English
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Your Success
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Villains
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Your Worst Roommate Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Amazing Windowless Jet Could Be Such a Crappy Parent
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Nina Simone Film to Shed Light on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	This Powerful Cartoon About the Issues
1	1 Vote	Hear This: The Wake Could Never Escape Your F***ing Cable Company
1	1 Vote	Watch This Heroic, Giant Tortoise Save His Tiny Planet
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons No One Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Security President Obama to Further Their Dumbass Theories
1	1 Vote	This Cancer-Fighting Dad Decided to Create a Hyperlocal Leaks Site
1	1 Vote	American Voters Are Getting Crushed

—	1 Vote	Fire Runners and a Baby Girl Who Queued for 15 Years
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Bananas Away From the Late Evacuation Order in Lee Statue Hearing on GPS: Iran Erupts in Protest
—	1 Vote	Who Is the Perfect Mess-Free Omelette in Minutes
—	1 Vote	Former Rams Star Reveals They Were
—	1 Vote	Kate's "Confident" Parenting Style Laid Bare in Sweet Moment With Center Ben Jones
—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit

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