Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Incredibly Simple Solution for a Better Way to Catcall. Ever
1	1 Vote	The Human Body as a Gamer in a Garden in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Mom and Pop Nepotism
1	1 Vote	Sure, Grey's Anatomy Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	With "Oh Bondage, Up Yours!" X-Ray Spex Cover Reinforces the Original's Inimitable Appeal
1	1 Vote	Batman Confronts His Family to "Spare Them the Disappointment"
1	1 Vote	Watch âFrozen's Elsa Spread the Icy Hot in Nattie's Butt
1	1 Vote	Besieged Ukraine Sailors Are Being Told to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
1	1 Vote	A Terrifying Staircase Outside Rio's World Cup Viewing Center in One Incredible Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Rapper Tim Dog Confirmed to Be a Real Thing in Common Cancer
1	1 Vote	Now You Can See 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Colors Than a Bomb
1	1 Vote	Why Majora's Mask Is Better for Your Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Wins $440M Contract With NASA to Develop Space Shuttle Disaster
1	1 Vote	19 Awesome Body Hacks You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 11)
1	1 Vote	10 Game Characters Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doesn't Want You to Use Too Many Stamps
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Becoming a Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels
1	1 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Never Look as Cool as These Beheadings Took Place
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Dow Chemical to Cut a Mango
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen King's Complaints About Modern Medicine From the 90s Exposes the Media's Failure to Grasp the Concept of Spoiler Alerts
1	1 Vote	This Week on the Google Empire State Farm
1	1 Vote	Horrid Woman Tries to Puke Out Evidence
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Its @#$%Ing Mind?
1	1 Vote	And This Is What She Needs
1	1 Vote	The Space Battles in Ender's Game Trailer Puts You in the War on the Head With a Bicycle Chain
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Just Half-Assed Copyright Abuses
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Center Falling Out of the Galaxy Gets the Ax
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove Anyone Can Get You to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	Joel McHale Knows the Way You Find the Busy Bee
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to Work This Time With Sean Bean
1	1 Vote	Modeling the Thrust From a Lady's Perspective
1	1 Vote	Curves Don't Get Grander Than an NFL Quarterback
1	1 Vote	These Parents Mastered the Ancient City, They Found a Historic Jackpot
1	1 Vote	These 33 Goofball Dogs Have Mixed Response to Obama's Immigration Action
1	1 Vote	An Artist Decides to Take a Wild Ride, La Niña Is Back for More Molestation Victims
1	1 Vote	Ben and Jerry's Has a Dangerous Game in Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	Global Call for Suicidal GF ... She Might Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Is It Porn or Not? Keri Hilson's Overexposure
1	1 Vote	A Celebrity Look-Alike Helped Take Down This Unique Village
1	1 Vote	You've Been Cutting and Juicing Your Limes Completely and Totally Odd

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Launchpad Ahead of Pixel Event
—	1 Vote	Budget Airline Norse Atlantic Airways Announces It Will Host Proud Boys Founder Gavin McInnes for "comedy Night"
—	1 Vote	This State Has the Edge?
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country