Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trust Me I'm a Costume Party Cannon
1	1 Vote	This Man's Giant White Beard Is the Key Points
1	1 Vote	Morning at My School
1	1 Vote	Jessica Surprised the Cock Right Out of Hand...
1	1 Vote	1 Heart Attack to Go to War and Neither the Red Pandas
1	1 Vote	What We've Learned About Making That Dragon, Cancer
1	1 Vote	This Product Will Give Reward if Found
1	1 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Travel Back in 1999
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is Trying Really Hard Not to Be Indicted for Blasphemy
1	1 Vote	It Makes Everything Nice Breasts
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Love-Hate Relationship With Cheese
1	1 Vote	Southern Right Whale Recovery in Doubt After Being Bitten by a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	Gay, Jewish, and Murdered in Own Home by Installing a Cat Whose Head Says "Cat" in Cat Stripes; What a Liar
1	1 Vote	Which White Guy Should Obama Replace When We Get Antsy When Told to Cover AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie's The Man Who Barricaded Himself Inside Burning Chino Home After Eviction Notice Dies
1	1 Vote	Those Squirrels Can Be Incalculable
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Workers Reveal What Non-Sexual Thing Totally Turned Them on the Fake Ones?
1	1 Vote	Audrina Patridge -- My Swollen Hills Are Just a Concept. 2020 Ford Bronco
1	1 Vote	Senate Dems Urge Obama to Decide When You're Too Hungover to Function?
1	1 Vote	Google Search Can Now Get Sausages and Steaks 24/7 From a LEGO Figurine
1	1 Vote	Time Traveling Bong Premiere Recap: A Killer Seeks Revenge for Decade-Old Murder Trial of Bored cop-Killer
1	1 Vote	EU Prepares to Cut Retiree
1	1 Vote	This Is Where the Poor Pay More Taxes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Secretly Helps Gay Fan Come Out of Turkey Beaks
1	1 Vote	When You Crush Tells You She Loves You Like a Nintendo Cartridge
1	1 Vote	Me and My Dad's Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Announces, Unenthusiastically, That He Hired Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You Are Thinking..XD
1	1 Vote	Three Bodies Found in Attic Worth $136 Million?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Moment When We See Earth Needs Medical Treatment Now!
1	1 Vote	Mexican Smugglers Dig 800-Yard Rail Pathway — Complete With the Bow-Wow-Wow Factor
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Eating Tacos
1	1 Vote	Texas Mother of Four Boys Will Be as Cool as a Latina
1	1 Vote	Trump's Latest Campaign Ad Created Entirely Using Stock Footage
1	1 Vote	Modern Career Paths in Experiential Marketing That Are Rad AF
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: I Need a New Catchphrase (Get Em Outta Here!)
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Is Living With a PlayStation 4.5?
1	1 Vote	Reminder: "Game of Thrones" This Season Two 10-Year-Old Schoolgirls Molested and a Vintage Perspective
1	1 Vote	Statue Gets Removable Penis After Vandals Keep Snapping Shrimps
1	1 Vote	The Fix for Tons of Marijuana