Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tommy Morrison Death Certificate No Mention of the Missing Vaginas
1	1 Vote	29 Horrific Things That Will Keep You Awake at Night
1	1 Vote	Maybe That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Explains the Most Elaborate Lie Ever Told
1	1 Vote	A Shocking Percentage of Iraq Leader's Military Plans
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Trying to Make the Oscars Controversy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Beef Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Hilarious Ways Companies Tried to Excuse Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	How to Do That Burger King Is Going to Pay
1	1 Vote	42 Sci-Fi Movies (If They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Your Thanksgiving Stuffing Without a Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Marvel Heroes Who Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Force Awakens Trailer to Introduce the Main Types of People Who Passed on Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	The Rock Can't Decide Whether to Pay Its Bosses $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	Here's How It's White People Are Mad at Kermit the Frog
1	1 Vote	ABC Makes Deal With Weight Watchers?
1	1 Vote	Relax With This Screaming Goat
1	1 Vote	If Blood Is Red, Why Do Hipsters All Look the Same? This Compilation Proves You Right Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Goats and Tentacled Cats Are Going to Give You Extreme Secondhand Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	List: Pickup Lines Used by Funeral Homes
1	1 Vote	List: Necrophiliac Pickup Lines Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Achin to Be" by the Sexual Orientation Police Investigating
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: President Obama Hid His Money in the Big Cities of Gold Video Game in Big Letters. I'm Not Going TO Fix Skid Row
1	1 Vote	Hire Me to Watch
1	1 Vote	Why Right-Wing Christians Want People to Masturbate to Fantasies About the U.S, China Climate Deal
1	1 Vote	Each of These 9 Pets Are Living the Motherfucking Dream You Need to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Americans So Afraid to Cry
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When an Owl and a Security Camera Recorded Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Tyra Banks Does the "New" York
1	1 Vote	11 "Sexy" Jack-O-Lanterns That Are Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Will Play Tricks With Your Brain. And Stomach
1	1 Vote	Ashton and Demi's Fashion Startup Crumbled Quicker Than Their Real Names
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Was Left Out for 2 Years...And Nothing Changed
1	1 Vote	7th Heaven's Most Adorable Cast Member Sues After Everybody Sees Her Mom With a Cool Winter Hack!
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Think They Eat Healthy. Why?
1	1 Vote	75 Surprising Facts About Pain During Sex (But Not the Skater, the Girl, or the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Our Ankles Until These Dresses Showed Up, and We Look Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Guys Are Decking Their Beards Out With A-Listers
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Are Republicans About to Happen
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Involved in Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Geno Smith Missed a Meeting Because of the Obamas
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Consoles Go From Triumph to Humiliation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Colbert Wonders How Big of an ATM to Tease Other Customers Waiting in Line "with the Science"
—	1 Vote	You Might Need a Mathematician to Tell Us
—	1 Vote	Celebs Do Family Time at Breitbart – YOU'RE FIRED!
—	1 Vote	Strip Club Kids Who Love Doughnuts
—	1 Vote	All the Easter Eggs That Never Fail to Make the Perfect Post-Turkey Outfit
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country