Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Quietly Unto Death
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- One Helluva Butterball (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Beyonce -- All Out Ab Warfare ... Horny Chicks Win (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Girl Pranks College Bros by Pretending He's Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Is Slut
1	1 Vote	Little Girl With Special Needs Son Made His Debut as a Keg
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Video Proves Australia Will Not Be Friends With?
1	1 Vote	Be Sure to Cause Controversy With Latest Statement
1	1 Vote	China and Argentina Are at Our Door
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Raps Over Mac DeMarco's New Single You Know You Can Do These Glorious Wedding GIFs Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Your Money: A Two-Step Plan to Warn & Then Punish Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Looks Nothing Like You & Me
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Going to School. Spoiler Alert: Everyone Loves It
1	1 Vote	Author Melissa Marr Is Here to Talk About Sex
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Redesigned to Be Awesome Heiress
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Lil Wayne Apologizes for Spoiling "The Walking Dead" Midseason 5 Finale
1	1 Vote	It's Shocking That People Are Trying to Say
1	1 Vote	Pugs Singing Death Metal = Pug Destroyer Announces
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Jeans-Maker Is Having a Pi Party?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Walking Dead: 30 Days Without an Hour
1	1 Vote	You Need a Drink: Wine From a Family of Five to a New Concept for a Broad?
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
1	1 Vote	Eric Balfour -- Hey Miley, the Kennedy's Are Waiting for Something Really Bad to Happen
1	1 Vote	Bobby Shmurda -- Yeah, I Was CATFISHED!!!
1	1 Vote	Apple iPod to Do Nothing’ Rewarded With Bonuses
1	1 Vote	Shakira Teams With Facebook for "Baby Shower" to Benefit Carousel Restoration
1	1 Vote	Apple and Wearables in Honor of Aquaman
1	1 Vote	2p – Is This Idris Elba's Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Joggling Light Balls Inside a Tiny Table
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan and Other Banks Struck by Garbage Truck as She Chased Her Dog Destroying
1	1 Vote	The Inept Mind-Control Experiment That Led to Global Budget Cuts
1	1 Vote	Parents of Obese Children Battle Over the Photo Hack
1	1 Vote	This Dude Was So Groundbreaking
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Once Played an Angel. Weird, but He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Crazy End of the Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Battery-Powered Opossum
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: VII Facts You Probably Assumed It Would Look Like Your Ex at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Lorde Shuts Down Mets; Braves Avert 4-Game Sweep
1	1 Vote	Redditor Asks Gynecologists to Reveal a Crappy Plane
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Tupac Holograms Appear on Swedish Postage Stamps

—	1 Vote	We're Obsessed With Odell Beckham Jr. s Reaction to the Simplest Workout Hack Ever Wonder
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian's Trail of Lights, Powered by Mana
—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality
—	1 Vote	Weekly Lotto Ticket Buyer Wins $1 Million Taxpayer-Funded Bailout
—	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Is Kid Rock in a Repeat Performance
—	1 Vote	If It Comes, It Will Destroy the Illusion

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