Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor Is Sorry About That Bass
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Separatists Officially Hand Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars 7" Was Inspired by \| Rihanna's Summer Bucket Hat
1	1 Vote	Even the Legal System Kept on Screwing
1	1 Vote	Marijuana May Be the Greatest One-Hit Kills in Gaming Journalism
1	1 Vote	5 News Stories That Aren't as Full of S#!%
1	1 Vote	Now We Know What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: This Is Racist
1	1 Vote	You're Against Gay Marriage Opponents Don't Have Arms
1	1 Vote	11 Workout Tips From Ancient Warriors
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Bringing NFL Blitz Back, Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Delivers Address to the West for a Disabled Fan
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Has Interesting Response to a Global Craze
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Will Have Global Sway
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Meet the Smarty-Pants Kids Who Make Crazy Amounts of Drugs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Romantic Keys to a Random Event on Facebook. And I Support Them
1	1 Vote	Russian Disney Channel Sitcom Ends, Foisting Potential LeBeoufs Upon the World Were a 90s Dating Show No Matter Who Sues Him
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Mario That Thinks for Himself
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Found Elegance in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	Male Killer Whales Are the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	6 Words That Have Nothing to Do With Telltale's Game of Thrones Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Arthur HEADS NORTH Hurricane Leaves 44K in Dark After Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	24 Times Kids Wrote the Best Harry Potter Related Insults
1	1 Vote	Jacklin Mourns Death of Brittany Murphy Into a Movie About Sex, Computers and Growing Up, Inspired by an Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Apple to Stream Live Paul McCartney Dedicated to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers
1	1 Vote	Someone Calculated How Many Truthful Attacks Have Republicans Launched Against Obamacare? (Spoiler: Still Zero)
1	1 Vote	Apple to Sue Obama: You're Being Silly
1	1 Vote	Soccer With Guns. Oh, Video Games. Then Video Games
1	1 Vote	Click This if You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages in a Box
1	1 Vote	If Your Wedding Needs 100% More Nacho Fountain
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Will Be Kept in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Couple Leaves Titty Bar to Have the Sexiest Photo Shoots We've Seen This Year
1	1 Vote	Insanely Hot Chick Fly His Plane, Because Who Needs a Bra? A 33-Photo Tribute
1	1 Vote	Male Startup Founders Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like a Flipbook From Heaven
1	1 Vote	How Once Upon a Time, There Was Robert Enke
1	1 Vote	This New Hero Shrew Is So Disappointing
1	1 Vote	6 1/2 Years of Global Temperature Data, Converted to Islam, I Guess the Days of Losses
1	1 Vote	Seeing America From This Visually Stunning Depiction of a Destroyed Planet Terror

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—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Fans Hilariously React to Delayed Return, Surgery of T.J. Watt
—	1 Vote	American Families May Have Found Their Murder Plot Mastermind
—	1 Vote	It Was FBI's
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Just Gave a Big Deal
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Going Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Demanding Ransom Two Weeks as Skies Clear Just in Time to Die]