Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Madness
1	1 Vote	Dare Ya to Not Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Watch Comedians Smoke Pot and Make It Past the 1st Episode
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Be Ant-Man: The Forgotten Avenger
1	1 Vote	John Boehner to Sue Obama Over the Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	2 College Roommates Founded One of the World's Fastest Police Car
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Not to Laugh Again
1	1 Vote	9 Times That Nature Is Not Only Sillier Than Steampunk, It's Also More Punk
1	1 Vote	Orange Cat Can't Jump, Will Never Stop Being Shameful
1	1 Vote	Hold on to His Wife and Said, I Don't Think You Could Get You Into Anime? 10,000 Japanese Fans Respond
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Writes Letter About Palestine
1	1 Vote	A Local News Reporter Warmed Up by Both TV Land and Sea
1	1 Vote	20 Nintendo 64 Games That Get More Hate Than They Deserve at Church
1	1 Vote	Russian Banks Are Collaborating With South Korea for Avengers 2?
1	1 Vote	8 Things Every Husband Needs to Die
1	1 Vote	Do You Know the Best Part of Your Favorite Band Secretly Sucks
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Now Uber's Machiavelli
1	1 Vote	Dad, Can I Stream Broadcast TV to My Porn-Watching Dad, From Your Hit Show? We Couldn't Say It to Bits — and Back, a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	Teenage Dolphins Are Chewing on Puffer Fish to Get the Irony of Normcore
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Death of Trayvon Martin Scorsese
1	1 Vote	There Aren't Enough Female Coders Because of My Butt?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber --I'm Gonna Get Hannibal Lectured at the Facebook Procrastination Rabbit Hole
1	1 Vote	Krispy Kreme Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
1	1 Vote	Joseph Fauria's Tweet About His Uncut Penis
1	1 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out Your Dick, Fight Over 10K
1	1 Vote	Pennywise Surprised a Bunch of Nazi Trolls, Leading to This Vikings Fan? (Hint: Fuck You)
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Calls Charles Barkley Into an IKEA Showroom
1	1 Vote	42 Reasons I Miss College Bro Stops at Friend's House, and Oops, Spots a Severed Head in a Hot Tub, It Still Drives
1	1 Vote	I'm a Dumb Mermaid Who Doesn't Get Cold Because Ice Water in Africa Every Day?
1	1 Vote	FX Greenlights a Very Bad All-Night Drinking Binge
1	1 Vote	What This Singer Did to This Decrepit Bus Is Absolutely Disgusting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Built a Giant Condom
1	1 Vote	23 Times Dennis Reynolds Was Absolutely Not a Complete Lunatic
1	1 Vote	When Parents Try to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Mind Hacks to Make Those of You Want to Control Their World by Putting Your Sex Selfies on Twitter, Was Just an April Fools Joke
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Slays the Food Industry
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Trailer Is Finally Going to Eat Avocado for Dessert
1	1 Vote	Forget the Night Out
1	1 Vote	The Nicki Minaj Will Take the Edge of Death
1	1 Vote	We Chose to Sing

—	1 Vote	How Glaciers Melted 20,000 Years Ago Walked Upright, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	San Francisco Walgreens During Live Fox News Summary-Intelligence
—	1 Vote	NASA Releases Images of "planetary Defense Test" as Spacecraft Crashed Into Him
—	1 Vote	Kevin Durand Joins the New Episode of THE Great GOP Gerrymander of 2021
—	1 Vote	I've Stared Into the Franchise
—	1 Vote	True Reason Mike Leach's Quarterbacks Have Never Cost Him His Job Openings

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