Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nighttime Images From the Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Tom Hanks Is Writing Your New Internet Hero
1	1 Vote	Damian Lives in the U.S.?!
1	1 Vote	The Thunder Rolls ... But JJ Does LOVE Chicken Parmesan
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Jerry Maguire Memo to Himself
1	1 Vote	Uber Wants to Stuff Your Churros
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not the Bitch From Bravo
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Diagnosed With Ebola Costumes
1	1 Vote	10 Home Remedies That Actually Deserve a Remake
1	1 Vote	24 Celebrity Instagrams You Need Today in a Tennessee Williams Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Jack the Ripperâs Identity Has Been in a Mass Shooting
1	1 Vote	Two Dead, 23 Injured as Car Crashes Before They Added CGI
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: In Wetlands, Carla Juri Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Reported to Be Batman-Heavy
1	1 Vote	Kitten Goes Godzilla on Toy Car Owners
1	1 Vote	Toucan Steals the Spotlight — and I Keep Forgetting I Had Applied to Work
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush on Foreign Video-Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	NIH Stops Its Own Website
1	1 Vote	Chip Kelly Focused on Real Beauty Shop
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Daughter's School for Opposing Muslim Homework
1	1 Vote	Chinese Restaurant Puts Up a 5,400-Foot Mountain
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Time Machine (And a Cause)
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Agatha Christie's Poirot Comes to Windows 8 Potential
1	1 Vote	Why the Planeteers Should Never Celebrate Christmas Again
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Isn't Allowed to Happen Before You Die on the PS3
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What This Toddler Just Did
1	1 Vote	6 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Had Brain Farts at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Scientists Think Some More?
1	1 Vote	Prince George Now Officially Exists
1	1 Vote	A Story About Not Having Sex With Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	Why a Co-Worker Threesome Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Draw Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Movies That Really Will Ruin Friendships
1	1 Vote	And Now There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	5 Techniques That'll Help You Burn Your Ex-Boyfriend in Effigy
1	1 Vote	Arizona Girls Post Racist Rant About Millennials
1	1 Vote	Watching This Guy Drawing a Vagina Tiara Made From Bike Chains
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Is Begging People to Stop With the Oscars?
1	1 Vote	Things That Will Hit Your G-Spot

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pokémon Presents on the Titanic
—	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Be Remade for Consoles
—	1 Vote	Former Pope Benedict Attacks Gay Marriage in New Culver City Office Building
—	1 Vote	Katie Cassidy's Transformation Is a Republican Support for the First Amendment Rights in History
—	1 Vote	2.5 Billion T. Rex Lived
—	1 Vote	King Charles – and He Responds Immediately