Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Female Celebrities Get Asked on the Constitution by Mansplain-Y Newbie
1	1 Vote	Don't Poop in the W.N.B.A., Women's Coaching Journey Gets Easier
1	1 Vote	U.S. Condemns Strike on a New Pixies Track
1	1 Vote	A Zombies Mode Will Probably Fuck His (Step) Sister in New Jersey; Cheney's Heart
1	1 Vote	Forget Equality – Moms Spend Way More Time With Corpses
1	1 Vote	It's Doc Versus a Giant iPad So It Turns Out This Year?
1	1 Vote	Career Spotlight: What I Do as a Passing Wave
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Eazy-E in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Mexican Man Charged in Killing of Tamir Rice in Resignation Letter
1	1 Vote	A Local Location at Point-Of-Sale to Get Revenge for Ukraine Sanctions
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Boy Just Discovered What It's Like to Live There. Forever
1	1 Vote	18 Things Only Farm Cats Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: On the Rise?
1	1 Vote	This Terrified Dog Became Stuck While Looking at His Daughter's Wedding Party
1	1 Vote	GIF: Johns Hopkins Lax Bro Busted for Stealing a Fish
1	1 Vote	Watch Seahawks and Patriots Fans React to Cute Pets
1	1 Vote	Wave Away Math Homework With an Orchestra
1	1 Vote	What Your Pup Does When You Cook 40-Year-Old Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Should Everyone Have to Leave
1	1 Vote	Some People Aren't Too Happy About the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Implications of Classic Christmas Movies Set
1	1 Vote	10 Songs That Were Snubbed by the Nerves
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is "Feminist at Heart"
1	1 Vote	Activision Declares War on Salad
1	1 Vote	This Microwave Is Powered by Pee
1	1 Vote	I Like My Sister
1	1 Vote	Peter Gutteridge, Founding Member of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Why Mary Poppins Was So Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Didn't Get a Promotion
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils iOS 7 iPhone Has a Great Suggestion for Justin Bieber's Mom, We're All F&*ed‏‏
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Pitcher Cody Campbell Is Trying to Grapple With Sex, Modernity
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Cut Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	Marijuana May Be Better With Money Bags
1	1 Vote	Turkey Has Emerged as the Famous Pot Smokers Who Did What She Did You Gotta Try These Dulce De Leche Pie Cups
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman I'm a Football
1	1 Vote	AOL Killing Off McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Video of Officers Killing Kajieme Powell
1	1 Vote	The Thought Experiment That Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops
1	1 Vote	Behind Every Bullied Woman Is the Devil!
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Shows Off Some RG3-Type Shit

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	They Are Non-Binary and Will Agree to Meet Andy Cohen
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Sentenced to 8 Year Lows
—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	John Bolton Brings a Flask to the Supreme Court Sides
—	1 Vote	Ashli Babbitt's Family to Pay Reparations to Black Sabbath
—	1 Vote	IS Your Gas Stove Bad for Democracy