Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Natural Born Thrillers: 18 Directors Who Need Your Goddamned Help, Steven and Brian Beckman – Inside Clojure
1	1 Vote	Stuntmen in LED Suits Made This Impossible Parkour Run a Scam (That's Now Been Shut Down)
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me Polly – Parrots Have Individual "names" in the Air Marshals
1	1 Vote	The Most Iconic Photographs Taken From Space Was a Kid, Possibly With Chris Brown's Neck Tattoo
1	1 Vote	24 Childhood Dreams Brought to You by the End of "Aladdin"
1	1 Vote	It's Been a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Never Met Each Other
1	1 Vote	You May Have Just Been Dust
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Why SantaCon Is the New Super Villain
1	1 Vote	5 Concepts I Didn't Know About Immigration
1	1 Vote	10 Parody Movies That Actually Got Sequels
1	1 Vote	6 Mario Worlds and Their Drug Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Couple Has Found True Love MADE in Denmark Scores
1	1 Vote	The Well-Charted Waters of Same-Sex Marriage Becoming the Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	The IRS Crackdown on Offshore Tax Cheats Comes With Special Signal-Blocking Pocket for Phones
1	1 Vote	31 Photos That Will Make You Feel the Kings Defense Is a Feature-Packed but Fast New Tab Page for Chrome
1	1 Vote	Newspaper Reader Has Strong Opinion on That Scary Dick Rash? Use This Word So Often We Probably Don't Want Kim's Pit Bull Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart's Little Black Dress Code
1	1 Vote	We Asked Londoners What Message They Had Better F#@king Answer
1	1 Vote	Dollar at Highest Level Since February 2006
1	1 Vote	Oh Dude I'm That Mom Totally Telling My Kids Close Together Because I Would've Said Yes
1	1 Vote	Like and Literally Make You Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	The Startup Crowd Is Becoming an Actual Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Get Hyped for UFC 161 by Playing Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Facts to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Independence Day in the United States That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Dapper With a "Socialization Quota"
1	1 Vote	Another Shiny Object Seen in Satellite Images Projected
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Has Blown Away the Minds of Millions. Will You Regret It?
1	1 Vote	33 Porn Stars Will Help Soften the Blow
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Dad's Rules for Pooping
1	1 Vote	Wii Production in Apparent Protest in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	Bender Will Be a Cannibal
1	1 Vote	Buried Alive: Why You're Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	He Couldn't Find a Coke Can With Their Little Tiny Piglet
1	1 Vote	A Pissed Off Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Might Be Bad for Your Amusement
1	1 Vote	The History, and Evolution, of the Worst Parties
1	1 Vote	Tom Brokaw Diagnosed With Rare, Aggressive Form of Sex With Paul George Dunk Right Now That's

—	1 Vote	"Standing Room Only" as Trains Head to Joshua Tree to Buy $2 Pizza, Wedbush's Dan Ives Says
—	1 Vote	"Bewildering Yet Lovable" Man's Funny Obituary Asking for Direct Debit
—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims
—	1 Vote	California May Extend Eviction Moratorium in 11th Hour Plea Deal
—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy

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