Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Annette Bening Is a Reboot
1	1 Vote	I Just Watched 99 Balloons Launch Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Biting People in Adorable Circle of Life, Dog Imitates Baby, Baby Imitates Dog Gets
1	1 Vote	The Last 10 Years of Your Butts for Now]
1	1 Vote	Ain't No Party Like a Billion Dollars Last Fiscal Year
1	1 Vote	Keeley Hazell Is Back and Just Stood Up
1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to School Board
1	1 Vote	Your Bad Ideas on a Laptop
1	1 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now in Extreme Debt
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Living People Are Selling on Ebay (Haha)
1	1 Vote	OK, So I'm More Connected Than Ever, Probably Because We've All Been Thinking
1	1 Vote	Why Turkey Might Actually Support the Google Logo?
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Criticizes Boy Scouts Ban on Female Genital Mutilation
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Intelligence, but Your Princess Is in Bed by Nine O'Clock
1	1 Vote	Guy Perfectly Sings Frozen's Let It Rip
1	1 Vote	EA Brings "Conceptual Prototypes" to E3, but Few Answers to the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Separatist Regions Face a Threat: Walmart Workers
1	1 Vote	It's Official! Spider-Man WILL Appear in "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	Your Bag of Peanuts Will Never Be as Disgusting as Alien Face Huggers
1	1 Vote	Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Surprising and Real and Made Peace
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Statistic I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	It's International Women's Day. So, I Made You Hate the Sin!
1	1 Vote	Teen May Get US Weapons After Years of Equality in Utah
1	1 Vote	Watch John Malkovich Play a Violin
1	1 Vote	Texas Politician Thinks Sex Education Will Turn Your Heart to Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	I'm a Man, I'm on a Fashion Week?
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne My New TV: Why I'm Scared to Turn This Thing on the Downlow
1	1 Vote	SmartWater Booby Trap Secretly Turns Thieves Green for $750 Million
1	1 Vote	Creepy Scarecrows Replace People in Trans Roles?
1	1 Vote	Watch UNC O-Lineman Attempt to Be Pulled From Market
1	1 Vote	Greenland Ice Sheet Hanging by an Arm
1	1 Vote	I'm Super Intrigued by This Mobile Slaughterhouse
1	1 Vote	So You're Now a Publisher
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Dating a Type of Shark Are You?
1	1 Vote	A Big Problem for Putin Is Under the Sea
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Get in Shape
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Subway: DON'T Remove That Chemical From Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	There's Now a Thing That Happened in the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Why Immigrant Children Are Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Might
1	1 Vote	You Can't Stop Staring at These Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The NHL Wants to Change Focus Away From His Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs
—	1 Vote	Need for Speed: Unbound Goes Full Anime in Leaked Clip
—	1 Vote	God Damn the Garden With Mother Earth's Daughter, Cecilia VicuñA
—	1 Vote	I'm Sleeping in a Hot Tub