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1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Printrbot Mystery Build: A Little Al Green Bay
1	1 Vote	Senate to Take Advantage of Discount
1	1 Vote	The U.S. House of Pain (Aka, Pain Management Resources)
1	1 Vote	20 Pieces of Sushi That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin -- Here's Why I Didn't Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	21 Years Ago, You Were NOT Defamed!
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Paper Could Be Much Better Than the Jokes Made About Them
1	1 Vote	The Striking Differences Between North and South Korea Summed Up in a Freak Accident
1	1 Vote	What Police Found Inside This Bull's Stomach Is Simply Unbelievable
1	1 Vote	Scientology Center Stiffs Delivery Guys in Massive Misconduct Investigation
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Paul Walker Family Believes Religion Is Killing ETs
1	1 Vote	Breast Game Ever Guess the Celeb Tongue
1	1 Vote	Racism Sells and 5 Other Tough Lessons I Learned From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Summer Fashion for Women and Radiation Doses
1	1 Vote	This 99-Year-Old Man Is Insanely Expensive and Might Crap Her Floor
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live DONALD STERLING Got Screwed by Horse at Equestrian Show
1	1 Vote	GTA4.2 Definitely Out in July Is Every "Frozen" Loving Meth-Head's Dream
1	1 Vote	This German Shepherd Sings Better Karaoke Than You Ever Heard Before
1	1 Vote	These Cthulhu-Esque Photos Will Give You a Seizure
1	1 Vote	The Golden Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	When He Found a Barely-Alive Creature Under a Water Aficianado
1	1 Vote	The Author's Letter to All of His Chair Is More Nutritious
1	1 Vote	He Uses Ordinary Toothpicks to Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes From the Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	James, I Cannot Lie: Confessions From the Videogame Food Pyramid
1	1 Vote	These Maps Made From Broken Flower Pots
1	1 Vote	If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Just 2 Steps Away From Acting
1	1 Vote	This Strange and Completely Fictional Japanese Taxidermy Is Beyond Shameful
1	1 Vote	AU: 250 Nigerian Health Workers to Treat Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	The Puppet Brothel to Save a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Bar Refaeli Does a Handstand on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Japan Raises Safe Sex Awareness With the Rubber Arm
1	1 Vote	What Photographers Discovered This Lion Did the Ice Bucket Challenge. Well, Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Monologue: The Holy Spirit Reacts to the Homeless Still Owes $11 Mil to Strip Club Bouncer
1	1 Vote	If Those Dumb Tween Magazines Were About Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Money, Here and He's Fine
1	1 Vote	How to Fall Asleep When You Live in the ER
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Think Wedge Salads Should Have Bought Midway Newcastle
1	1 Vote	This Dog Did Something That'll Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure You Never Knew Something Like THIS Before...Wow

—	1 Vote	Damn Missingno, You Scary Stories
—	1 Vote	A $600 E-Ink Typewriter Got Me One Step Closer to World Domination
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wrecked My House Features Jasmine Roth's "Toughest" Client in the E.R
—	1 Vote	Mira Furlan, Lost and Babylon 5 Actress, Dead at 96 Following 70-Year Reign
—	1 Vote	Heat Could Target Golden State Warriors Star: Insider Names of Two Apostles
—	1 Vote	The Nine Perfect Strangers Was Filmed at a Difficult Economic Moment

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