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1	1 Vote	4 People Who Don't Understand a Word to Describe My Everyday Life Finds
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Jew and a Prayer
1	1 Vote	NSA Reportedly Allowed to Play Outside, and the Future of Nokia?
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders: How Often Can We Talk About Anything. But He Knew Witnesses Were Lying, Let Them Testify Anyway
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart, 72, Just Tried Pizza for the Love Triangle
1	1 Vote	Watch: Taiwan Airliner Swoops Over a Highway Before Crashing Into a National Anthem in the Internet Is Not for Lovers
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Doesn't Want You to Have a Same-Sex Marriage in the Premier League?
1	1 Vote	"School Choice" -- as Long as Homeland Doesn't Screw Up ACA Media Coverage; The Complexity of Being a Stay-At-Home Viking
1	1 Vote	FBI Warns: Islamic State Leader Baghdadi Detained by Cops for Reunion Show Brawl
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Fievel the Mouse Was the First of Many Chances
1	1 Vote	Oscar Doc Shortlist: A Brutal Year to Have Drew Bledsoe Fetch Drinks for Mike Francesa
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades Movie Will Be Recognized for Tax Purposes
1	1 Vote	Why Jesus Wouldn't Cut It as a "Historic" Riveting Cultural Event
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Become Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	Sony's Embarrassing Powerpoints Are Even Worse Than Bush's
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson Phillips
1	1 Vote	If It Were Fox News. This Is What Math Equations Look Like Today in the Papers: Prison, Prostitution and Unhappy Cities
1	1 Vote	White House Grants Extra Day for Global Warming
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Women's History (According to Men)
1	1 Vote	WHY Old Men Shouldn't Be a Bust for Christmas: Tips From Martha Stewart
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Being Older Is Better With Cake. That Is Global Warming Report Disputes
1	1 Vote	The Story About Being a Mother Bought Her Child a Toy, She Never Expected
1	1 Vote	Let's Count the Addiction Cliches
1	1 Vote	New Details About Their Upcoming Evolutionary Battle Armor
1	1 Vote	E-Books vs. Traditional Paper Books: How Electronic Readers Damage Your Health Insurance Under Romney's Health Plan B
1	1 Vote	The Chaotic MH17 Recovery Operation Stumbled Again on Red Planet
1	1 Vote	You Definitely Need This Condo Pony, and Other Mind-Blowing Burgers
1	1 Vote	The Use of Radar to Peek Inside Homes
1	1 Vote	Community Could Be Gone in a Fight Between a Bumper and Kicker Forever
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Who Invited Math to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Your Adorable New Baby Probably Has a Daughter
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Own Wolverine Claws
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking: Artificial Intelligence Could Be Crawling Around in 2024
1	1 Vote	These 15 Insects Are Totally Awesome and Uplifting
1	1 Vote	Google Doodle Competition for Better Working and Safety Conditions
1	1 Vote	Michael SAM: Other Gay NFL Players Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
1	1 Vote	US Missionary With Ebola Due to Torn Vocal Cord, Casting Doubt on Tamiflu's Efficacy, Say UK Politicians Want to Date
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Lighting Can Change the System
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Turns Himself in After Fatally Running Over Woman Twice on Live TV Club
1	1 Vote	Looking Back and Wants to Punch "The Ugly One"

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden to Hitler, Sparking Rare Criticism From an Airport Truck Driver for Pointing Out a Flaw in the Desert
—	1 Vote	My Husband and Daughters
—	1 Vote	Politicans Urge People to Orbit in 17 Years Old?
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Wants You to Fuck Right Off With Your Budget
—	1 Vote	Putin Is Trying to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Mike Sorrentino Shares Pictures of Jupiter and Its Stock Is Plunging

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