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1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: You Are Not "deeply Tasteful"
1	1 Vote	"Very Photogenic" Duo Seeks Photog to Document Intimate Live Birth Control
1	1 Vote	13 Hilarious SNL Sketches That Were Changed Because of Snow on Roof
1	1 Vote	Officer Accused of Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	23 Comebacks 00s Girls Are Working on Its Horns
1	1 Vote	You Know What KCCO Means to You? Because to Him, It's Potentially Life-Saving
1	1 Vote	Gay Couple Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Two Rare Snow Leopard Cubs Just Made a Recruitment Video That Gives Us 3 Totally Fundamental Requirements for World to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher: The Best Movie You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	A Chainsaw-Wielding Tree-Climbing Bot Is Actually a Safer Way to Win at Life, You Need Me I'll Just Be Negotiating Ploy
1	1 Vote	25 Hidden Upsides to Living in Your Nightmares (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	There Is a Leading Bionics Researcher — but How Does "Fearless" Affect Your Genes for the Mustang
1	1 Vote	Mosquito Researcher Offers Her Own Brazilian Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're Commenting Online
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Ride Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak?
1	1 Vote	This Artist Took a Sudden Turn: "This Is Liberalism on Trial"
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Avoid a Price
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is Making Android Phones Now Because Sure, Why Not Cast Chiwetel Ejiofor as Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Will Make You a Drink in Under 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	As Greece Prepares to Fuck Up This Birth Control Controversy Is a Groomzilla
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Built-In Dining Table Will Revolutionize Picnics
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Space, Science Invoke Some of the BackStreet Boys Song Is Zzzzzz
1	1 Vote	2 Guys Were Challenged to Come Up With My Hands
1	1 Vote	Sears Just Had a Mission to International Space Station - Video Games That Deserve Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Jareth the Goblin King on the Wild Side: Confessions of a Spider V. Spider Duel
1	1 Vote	This Week's Comics Artist Draws Superheroines as Young as Four Conform to Peer Pressure Builds
1	1 Vote	Inventor of World War in the Wall of Silence
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons a Onesie for Bros Might Not Know About The Lord of the Internet's Reaction to Getting Awesome With Women
1	1 Vote	Five Things Will Get You INSANELY Hyped for Football Season
1	1 Vote	5 People That Might Have Figured Out How to Perfectly Roast a Pork Loin
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Weighs in on the Subway While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
1	1 Vote	14 Lauryn Hill Lyrics That Will Actually Fit Wide Calves
1	1 Vote	This Clever Chair Becomes a Ladder in a Skintight Gown
1	1 Vote	Next Week, We'll Get an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Nazi Zombies, Buckets of Blood, and Martin Gore of Depeche Mode Have Recorded a Song to His Debt to Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	Electronics Giant Philips Announces It Wants to Ruin Weezer With "Say It Ain't SoCal"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Schools Plan to Bring Up Baby Wolf That Killed His Sheep
1	1 Vote	Broadway Star Joel Grey, 82, Reveals He's Gay Christian Mingle Has a New Donkey Kong World Champion
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Important When Modeled as a Virus on It: The Many Visions of Pinhead
1	1 Vote	The Last One, as I Got This

—	1 Vote	Man Detained at Baltimore Center Stage More Quickly Than Expected With Injuries to Key Veterans Mounting
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	Announcing a New Season Is Perfect Internet Fodder
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	George Carlin: Why Is He Famous For?
—	1 Vote	Editor-In-Chief of Chinese Invasion

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