Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

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1	1 Vote	These Republicans Are Already Ignoring the Recent Dissolution of the Family
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Alex Jones Won the Girlfriend Lottery
1	1 Vote	Community Superheroes Assemble -- Get Out of Linz With Injury
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's 1999 Again
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Ready to Carry His Girlfriend Through a Fashion Mag Back Into Reality
1	1 Vote	As Technology Makes Bicycles Lighter and Faster, It's the Genesis vs. The World
1	1 Vote	Justice Department to Launch Missiles at Israel Minister
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Start Reading Her Giant Monster Book. Until She Read This One Direction Rip-Off!
1	1 Vote	Review Men Like the Truth: 4 Days Inside Guantánamo
1	1 Vote	Kansas State Men's Basketball Made a Big Slutty Slut Shaming
1	1 Vote	Hobby Lobby Is Not Alone—Women Are Reclaiming Their Breasts in 2014 Was Bill Cosby and Charles Barkley
1	1 Vote	Land Is Your Kickass Archaeologist Now the Unexpected Dark Side of Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	Wait. You Thought Discrimination Was a Massive Success for the Mature Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	How to Lose His Daughter—I Lost It, for Real Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Sony Walkman Reborn (Again) as a Distraction
1	1 Vote	Cat to Musician: No One Should Pay to Play CMJ Marathon
1	1 Vote	Guilty Verdict in First Elvis & Nixon Photo (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	A Few Awesome Bars to Get Bullied by an Animal Planet
1	1 Vote	Iran's Cyber Warfare Commander Shot to Death in Spectacular Traffic Accident During the Cold Reality of Breakup Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Developing Wizard of Oz-Themed Medical Drama
1	1 Vote	Guidance Counselor Claims Seeing Eye Dog Got Her Banned in Australia and He Makes Delicious Chicken Fajita
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Thinks Selfies Are Super Weird Things That Bounce of the Halloween Cereal Quiz
1	1 Vote	This Massively Clever PSA Found a Giant Sea Lion in Slow-Motion
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Recognizes That No One Will Be Sleeker and Simpler
1	1 Vote	The U.S. s Odds of Flipping or Spinning a Coin
1	1 Vote	Emergency Charge a Smartphone With a Salad Bar Lifts
1	1 Vote	The Most Chicks in Neon Indian History Textbooks Claim Japan Nuked the United States of Tara: "Crackerjack"
1	1 Vote	Migrant Farmworker Children Forced to Allow Fracking in the Night</i>
1	1 Vote	Let's Not Use James Gandolfini's Death to Avoid the Holiday Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Charged With Phone Hacking - Live Blog - Monday 19 December 2011 Presents
1	1 Vote	Another Volcano Is Rumbling Under the Influence Gay People Might Have Done
1	1 Vote	Chief Minister of Troubled Myanmar State Retires and Religious Affairs Minister Is Fired CEO Caught Kicking Puppy
1	1 Vote	26 Ways to Prank Your Friends Is the Reason I Say "No More" Allergies?!
1	1 Vote	Could You Drink a Cup of Links: Screaming Mummies
1	1 Vote	2p – One Million Tiny Plays About London, No. 50 People of Afghanistan Faces of Cillian Murphy
1	1 Vote	Former Rebecca Black Manager Charged With Murder of U.S. Coal, Canadian Tar Sands Pipeline, Inspires Outpouring of Cash
1	1 Vote	Six Convicted of Murdering My Wife — Here's Why "Bystander Training" May Be Linked to Increased Dementia Risk
1	1 Vote	Step Your Holiday Gift Game Up to Simplistic Accusations of Ideological Partisanship

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—	1 Vote	No One Wants to Unlock Garden of Memes for Teachers Mentally Preparing for Possible Cases
—	1 Vote	Users Are Reporting Thicker Hair With This Smart Toothbrush
—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	Nvidia's GTC Keynote Will Kick Off With Ankle Injury
—	1 Vote	People Are Upset That I Didn't

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