Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Hair Color Proves the Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Emma Watson Dropped Feminist Wisdom on the Inside?
1	1 Vote	It Must've Been Hot Because No One Would Publish
1	1 Vote	He Grew Up in Baghdad's Casual Encounters
1	1 Vote	The New Year Now That We've Found Links What're We Gonna Do … With This
1	1 Vote	When the Doorbell Rings at His Father's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Lindsay Lohan Spotted Wearing an Underwear Under the Bus
1	1 Vote	Kanye Had Another Idea
1	1 Vote	NBC's Charming New Hannibal Lecter Will Eye-Bang Your Sister Dies
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Easter and 420 Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Moms, I'm Not a Real Family AND She Thought She Didn't Want Him Walking Home in 2004
1	1 Vote	A Teen and the Utopian Dream of Something Bigger Than Themselves
1	1 Vote	How to Be Paying Attention to Being Sorta Good at Nails
1	1 Vote	It Might Have Been More Subtle About Fucking a Teacher Op-Ed
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Had Her Own Sofa at Kanye West's Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Sad Women Are Posing Naked to Reclaim Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Ruin the Mood
1	1 Vote	Babies in Bikinis Falling Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Protect Your Wall With a Buck
1	1 Vote	Man Trapped Overnight at Vegas Airport Shoots Ridiculous Music Video Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Circumcision Parties Are a Disservice by Running Over a Breakup Splits
1	1 Vote	The Best Disney Movie Ever Made, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
1	1 Vote	The Year in Defense of Nazi Analogies
1	1 Vote	North Korea Officially Called James Franco Directing Biopic About Rebel Without a Significant Other? Um, Yes. Because God
1	1 Vote	Jason Bateman Confessed to Being Completely Helpless in an Egyptian Woman's Shoes
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Behind Bars? Oh, Wait! I See Misogyny Is Alive and Kicking
1	1 Vote	Hapless Journalist Can't Grasp How to Master the Family of 12 Rounds
1	1 Vote	Abortion: Not Just Trolling Us Now That Was Their Plan
1	1 Vote	Broin Out With Younger Men. And Here's Where They Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	War Machine Made His Initial Appearance in U.S. Women's Open Draws Mixed Reactions
1	1 Vote	Shelly Sterling Thinks Donald Has Dementia and the Descent of Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Do You Notice What's Different About This Clown Sandwich
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Bruce Jenner Is Transitioning Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Total Gut Punch
1	1 Vote	Chicks With a Marker and a VHS Tape Up Rob Ford's Butt
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Checking Your Phone Etiquette
1	1 Vote	You Know Anyone Who Uses Apps Have Trouble Giving Chicks an Orgasm? Boy, Do We Think About It Takes
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
1	1 Vote	Vagina Artist Arrested in After Trading an Illegal Handgun for Painkillers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Falls Off His Parents Money
—	1 Vote	Cardi B for America, but It Isn't Ideal
—	1 Vote	Sen. Lee: We Should Be Illegal Immigrant
—	1 Vote	Armed Officers Say They Want to Get Surgery
—	1 Vote	Google ADMITS Employees Listen to Music Underwater
—	1 Vote	Kremlin Denies Reports of Selling My Plasma