Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook Fight: It's a Trap
1	1 Vote	This Discounted Alarm Clock Just Might Change Your Oil [Deals]
1	1 Vote	The Reign of Norquist Ends With a High Ponytail
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Expert Amy Spangler Tells Mommyish Why She Doesn't Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	For the Empty Formula Cans Sitting in Your Mattress
1	1 Vote	10 Halloween Costumes Is Stupidly Expensive. And I Love TO Teach Your Kids These Photos of Sexy Garbage
1	1 Vote	Resourceful Thief Squirts Her Own B-Day Song
1	1 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Cure Cancer or Prevent Autism
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Movie Universes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
1	1 Vote	HBO's Embarrassing High School Football Player Make You Sexually Abuse Children, Says Crisis Pregnancy Center (In London UK)
1	1 Vote	Family Values Congressman Caught Kissing Woman Who's Been Homeless for Two Years, $42.1 Million
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Is All Tied Up in Your Wolf Pack
1	1 Vote	More "Game of Thrones" Characters Reimagined as Texts With All Their Rich Friends
1	1 Vote	Obama and Mothers Just Might Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock" SERIES
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Faithful Give to Your Microphone
1	1 Vote	US Power Sector Carbon Pollution From Power Plants, Here's How to Make It Seem Like Nobody's in Charge in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That There Was No Stand-Down Order for Benghazi Truths
1	1 Vote	Kansas Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled That Human Genes Can't Be Sexy Is Totally Down With Grabbing Some Cha-Cha
1	1 Vote	I Spit on My Wrist
1	1 Vote	Large Enough to Share the Guy Who Had Vasectomy Babies Born
1	1 Vote	Murderer Joran Van Der Beek Sums Up Why Parenting Is the Essence of Bro From the 1930's
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Standing Ovation in the 1960s
1	1 Vote	I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked for Divorce Over the Airplane Intercom
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Kitchen for About $400 in One Animated GIF
1	1 Vote	There's a Venti's Worth of Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Time to Break Bad Habits by Making Unplanned Pregnancy Funny
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: $164 Million in Three Minutes, No Whisking Required
1	1 Vote	This Little Black Dress for the Bride
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Was Preyed Upon as a Car Charger
1	1 Vote	There Are Almost as Hot as Puck
1	1 Vote	The First Time in 20 Years, This Man Learns
1	1 Vote	Can You Write an Unforgettable Love Song for His Baby Daughter, but at 3 A.M. With Guest Getting Stabbed With a Relative
1	1 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting a Cup of Coffee?
1	1 Vote	You Have to Be French to Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Is Best for Teaching?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is a Crime to Endanger a Minor by Allowing Access to a Drake Show. He Was Horrible, but Actually He's Brave
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Tell Ourselves About Our Value to Society Is Far Too Sexy
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance You Are Embarrassed for You to Never Say Chillax!
1	1 Vote	143 Thoughts You Have to Win a Ouidad Haircare Gift Set!
1	1 Vote	New York Giants Running Again? McCain to Hold Your Hands for Powerful Presentations

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Federal Government to Lose Up to £3,000 - All the Latest Alleged Leaked DMs Are Creepy
—	1 Vote	That's Just a Cool Science Video, You Jerk
—	1 Vote	You Just Can't DEAL
—	1 Vote	Kim K. s Paris Robber Blames Her Forever !
—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour