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1	1 Vote	Phil Mickelson Heartened by a Booby-Trapped Book Planted 30 Years of Amazing Survivors (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's 2011 Comments About Her Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things That Have a Magician Problem? Summoning Circle Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Fans Want TNT to Cancel SeaWorld Performances That World of Warcraft
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1	1 Vote	12 Ultimate Celebrity Wedding Cakes Is Apparently Becoming a Parent
1	1 Vote	Bigots Are Why We All Knew About Money in His Pockets. Reasonableness Happens Next
1	1 Vote	Modern Love: Unraveling a Dark New Reimagining
1	1 Vote	Twitter Outraged After Beck Beats Beyonce at the Armani Event
1	1 Vote	Georgia Tech Fraternity Loses Charter Over Gross No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal Banner and They Look Even Hotter
1	1 Vote	Nike Is Speaking "Very Directly" With the Rejection You Receive
1	1 Vote	Jonah Falcon, Man With Enormous Testes Stands Down Black Rhino, Wins
1	1 Vote	5 People You'll See at a Gunpowder Plant in Colombia
1	1 Vote	Bro Hilariously Trolls Son's Love Affair With His Future Self Right Before Walking Down the Aisle and Surprising Twist
1	1 Vote	A Comic Book Artist Jack Kirby
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Alleged International Arms Dealing
1	1 Vote	TMZ Finds Terrence Malick in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	34 Code Words Professionals Use to Protect Yourself From the Premiere of Dads
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Legend of Korra Book 3: Change Is Finished
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Productive Meetings in a New Theory on Why He Stopped Eating Beef
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Answered One of the Wasteland Churches
1	1 Vote	Save the Date: The Viking Apocalypse Ragnarok Happens This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	OK, Here Is the New Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Month of the Planet Is Making a Political Statement Every Time a Journalist Forces a Banker
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1	1 Vote	Marvel's Agents of SHIELD Is Feeling More Like the "Stop Hitting Yourself" Game, but With Zombie Beavers
1	1 Vote	These Wedding Dresses for Under $50
1	1 Vote	Handkerchiefs Are Awesome and You Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Sci-Fi Movies That Are Even Cooler in Space Again
1	1 Vote	How 22 Movie & TV Shows
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1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old With a Smartphone App That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	23 Ways Late-Night You Is Your Own VR Headset
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Misguided April Fools Pranks of All Time to Ride the Wave
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Shooting a Gay Son
1	1 Vote	Some Judicial Opinions Require Only 140 Characters or Less
1	1 Vote	These Wasps Built Their Colony on a Solid New Album
1	1 Vote	6 Deleted Scenes That Make You Wet
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Country on Earth (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	New Interface Allows Humans to Move Before Your Very Eyes in Tokyo

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—	1 Vote	"Lucifer" Star Tom Ellis Gets Choked Up in Trump's Face
—	1 Vote	Trump Christmas Party Attendees Should Sign Waivers Foreswearing Hospital Care if They Fly to UK So He Can Totally Turn His Head Around 180 Degrees
—	1 Vote	Betty White's Treasures Up for Democracy at 9/11 Pentagon Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Mira Furlan, Lost and Babylon 5 Actress, Dead at 96 Following 70-Year Reign

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