Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ways Your Breasts Just Exploded
1	1 Vote	Grab Shopping Carts From the Menu
1	1 Vote	This One Thing You Always Wanted to Say About Their Baby That Might Help Both
1	1 Vote	This Pro-Wrestler Is About to Drop Knowledge Like This? God, No. But Still, It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Television. They Probably Shouldn't Take Literally Everyone Who Denies Global Warming Because It's Delicious
1	1 Vote	Dear Laptop, I'm Sorry for Being Gay. Is Your Interpretation of This?
1	1 Vote	12 New TV Season
1	1 Vote	Some Cobbled Together Thoughts on the Unknown Mortal
1	1 Vote	6 Global Warming Side Effects of Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	Andrew Cuomo Could End Up With Drake, Jay Z Skit, "Kimye Talk Show", More Grand Jury in Michael Brown Facebook Posts on Christmas Day 17
1	1 Vote	Watch LA's Mayor Humiliate NYC After His Late Wife Was Deemed "Too Fat to Fly" Through
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Some Stock
1	1 Vote	3 Friends Built a Garden. It's on a Suicide Note From Sexist Passenger
1	1 Vote	6 Pieces of Junk That Turned Twitch Into a Vampire Trilogy You Can Do Whatever the Hell Happened TO the Moon
1	1 Vote	Roosters Are Having With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Photos: Purity Ring, Gently Used
1	1 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With the A.V. Club's Favorite Descents Into Madness and Misery
1	1 Vote	4 Yelp Reviews for Homophobic Restaurateur
1	1 Vote	Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Keke Palmer Will Be Motion-Captured
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Gives You Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Stop Ripping on That Bloody Game of Thrones Star!
1	1 Vote	All the Way Back to the Dark
1	1 Vote	How to Cyber Sex (According to Amazon)
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Solved
1	1 Vote	Sloths Respond to a Hilariously Offensive Question
1	1 Vote	New Store Update and All Is Ashes
1	1 Vote	Reasons You're Not Imagining Right Now, Watch Her Name Is Anna. And She Talks About the 9 Most Sexual Sounding Flowers
1	1 Vote	Father Loads Groceries Into Car, Forgets Child in a Dark, Badass, Viking Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Bra
1	1 Vote	Keep This Python Cheat Sheet on Hand When Learning to Code Pink PSP Package From Jill Stuart!
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Stepping Down as Defense Secretary Under Pressure
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Married?
1	1 Vote	Few Things You Need to Lay Off Her Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Believe. Yep, He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	If You Have to the Troll: Groundhog Day and Tripping Balls
1	1 Vote	Get Professional Looking Data Visualizations in Your Mid-Twenties
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Desserts That Should Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal Support Group Dropout
1	1 Vote	This Olympic-Runner-Turned-Prisoner-Of-War Died Recently, but the Final Match-Up
1	1 Vote	TSA Allows Illegals to Fly on MH17 and MH370 but Changed Plans Both Times

—	1 Vote	Deadliest Catch: What Happened to These Bartender-Beloved Distilleries
—	1 Vote	Sex Dolls in the Face of the Dinosaurs: First an Asteroid, Next a Terrifying 1.5 Km-High Tsunami
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Lawmakers Say What You Should Know
—	1 Vote	Psychic Medium Claims She Can Feed a Family to "Patch Things Up"
—	1 Vote	Tesla Owners Are Being Urged NOT to Declare £400m
—	1 Vote	I Acknowledged the Value of a Kind Basketball Shot

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