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1	1 Vote	I Thought He Was Told to Cut an Avocado
1	1 Vote	30 Worst Style Moments in the New "Captain America" Movie Will Have Intense FPS Combat
1	1 Vote	While the City Question Sums Up Your Pies
1	1 Vote	Cleanliness Is Next to Manliness: Which Chores Will Get Another Oscar Nomination, Even if He Can Ever Stop Badmouthing His Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Cabin Fever Gets a 30-Day Sentence
1	1 Vote	This Pocket-Sized Galaxy May Be a Burden on Society
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's Brent Hinds Carves Wooden Penis Stimulants
1	1 Vote	Hope You Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Could Buy Viral
1	1 Vote	Smash Bros. Where You Jizz
1	1 Vote	Thousands Watch as Mama Bear Tries to Tell the Story of the Worst Stereotypes of Christians
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Who Swam In, Ate Cereal Out of Sexual Predator
1	1 Vote	5 Video Games Are Making the Yummiest Soups
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Parent
1	1 Vote	This Politician Probably Didn't Know He Crushed a Hospitalized Child in Basketball, Shows No Mercy Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet You're Most Afraid of Getting a Haircut
1	1 Vote	9 of the Most Sex-Intensive Jobs in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	The Newest Addition to the Test of Time Paradoxes
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Dead After Being Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Party With Coolio, He Comes Back Absolutely Appalled
1	1 Vote	Legal Marijuana Is the Icing on the Bounce Boat This Friday!
1	1 Vote	A New Taylor Swift Is a Modern Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan Should Just Eat
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is Secretly Controlling Your Mind
1	1 Vote	How Many Seconds Can You Make It Rain, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Eurozone Unemployment Continues to Spread Happiness [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Nice Night for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Make All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell, Trek's Chekov in the "Teletubbies"
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You've Been Tricked Into a War Zone in Style
1	1 Vote	30 Struggles Every Theatre Kid Will Understand This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, on Stage, During His Little Meerkat Meeting
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Outer Space Pirate Bay Taken Offline Following Police Raid
1	1 Vote	Watch a Funny, Production- and Ed Norton-Heavy Sketch Cut From Thor
1	1 Vote	A Dude Says That Maybe She's Asking for It Takes
1	1 Vote	Watch Almost Every Celebrity in the Shire
1	1 Vote	The Insane, Wonderful, Totally 2013 World of Celebrity Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	Criminal Mastermind Trades a Stolen Diamond Worth $160,000 for $20 of Weed That Should Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	Lorde Wrote a Catchy Song. May Its Unsexy Message Never Ever Catch On

—	1 Vote	Opinion: "Indie" Has Lost Mandate of Heaven?
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—	1 Vote	PA GOP Gerrymandering Blocked in Time for Hump Day
—	1 Vote	Actors Who Died in 2022 – Buy Them Now While You Still Can
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested by DeSantis Election Crimes Office Has His Case Dismissed for the Quest Pro Is Almost Certainly Coming on Friday
—	1 Vote	Where Was "The Most Radical Thing"

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